28/05/2026
When I heard we were having a heatwave, in half term week đ± I had visions of my water spots filled with familyâs enjoying the water, stinky wet dogs brushing past ladyâs that lunch, sausage rolls being stolen from picnic blankets thatâs if one of them hasnât run straight across the middle of it, shaking their wet coat over everyone, the screaming child thatâs scared of dogs and Ruby who has forced some child to throw a stick in the water, and refusing point blank to come back out, because kids are suckers for her demands of entertainment, and the completely non dog mother shouting at me because I have no control, ugh đ© shall I just call in sick this week, no, because I know some secret spots đ shaded water bliss and not another person small, big or otherwise in site, three days, three different water spots that no one else knows about, perfect
