30/05/2026
The tiny dictators have reached the age where they believe they own the place and are now looking for staff of their own. Please note: all kittens MUST be adopted in their pairs. We’ve watched these friendships form, and frankly, separating them would cause more drama than our Facebook comment section.
🐱 Cai & Cora (11 weeks old) - Cai and Cora are the slightly suspicious neighbourhood watch committee. They’re playful, curious, and love charging around like they’ve had three espressos before breakfast. Humans still confuse them a little, but give them five minutes, a few treats, and they’ll be acting like they’ve known you forever. Sweet, gentle, and guaranteed to keep you entertained.
🐱 Cade & Connie (11 weeks old) - Cade has never met a situation he didn’t feel qualified to investigate. New box? His business. Strange noise? His business. What you’re eating? Also his business. He’s confident, nosey, and generally unfazed by life. Being picked up, however, is where he draws the line. He prefers fusses delivered whilst reclining next to you like the king he believes he is.
Connie is his quieter counterpart. She’s shy, thoughtful, and likes to take her time getting to know people. Once she trusts you, she’ll happily accept head strokes and show off her playful side. Together they’re the perfect balance of chaos and calm.
🐱 Wilf & Wolfie (currently 8 weeks old. Will be available from 23.06) - Wolfie is currently on a journey of self discovery. He’d like everyone to respect his need for personal space whilst he works out who he is and what exactly humans are for.
Wilf, meanwhile, has absolutely no such concerns. Wilf’s life philosophy is simply, ‘Sounds good.’ He’s chilled, easy going, and helps show Wolfie that maybe the world isn’t such a scary place after all. These boys need a patient home willing to let Wolfie blossom at his own pace. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.
🐱 Wallace & Womble (currently 8 weeks old. Will be available from 23.06) - Wallace wakes up every morning and chooses chaos. Friendly, playful and outrageously confident, this boy purrs if you so much as glance in his direction. If something is happening, Wallace is involved. If nothing is happening, Wallace will create something.
Womble is slightly more reserved but is taking notes from Wallace’s confidence every day. Together they’re an adorable double act; one providing the ideas, the other reluctantly getting dragged into them.
🐱 Minnie (15 weeks old) - Poor Minnie arrived with her sibling, but after a thorough sibling disagreement (and by disagreement, we mean a full blown scrap), it became very clear they had no intention of sharing a home ever again. So Minnie is flying solo. She’s playful, affectionate, and would absolutely thrive in a fun family home. She can be a little shy initially, but once settled she’s full of love, mischief and kitten nonsense.
🐱 Ronnie & Reggie (12 weeks old) - These brothers are playful, fun, and despite their tough guy reputations, they’re actually secret sweethearts.
If chaos had a mascot, it would probably be Ronnie. Ronnie is the confident one. The ringleader. The instigator. The kitten equivalent of someone saying, ‘Watch this…’ moments before making a terrible decision. He’s sassy, fearless, and usually responsible for any nonsense occurring within a five mile radius.
Reggie, on the other hand, is the calmer half of the duo. He’s more relaxed, enjoys a fuss, and can often be found wondering how exactly he’s ended up involved in Ronnie’s latest scheme. Despite this, he’ll happily join in once he’s finished pretending to be sensible.
All kittens come fully equipped with; endless zoomies, questionable decision making skills, the ability to turn any object into a toy, a complete disregard for your personal space and enough cuteness to get away with all of the above.
Apply today and begin your journey as a full time kitten servant. 🐾❤️
✨ As part of our new adoption policy, we match kittens based on personality, not looks. That means we won’t be telling you which kitten is which in photos. We know the one with the cute nose spot is adorable, but finding the right personality match leads to happier homes and happier kittens.
Tell us about your home, and we’ll help find your perfect furry soulmate. ❤️
