16/12/2025
Hey evrypawdy 👼🐾
Angel Manni checking in with a very important throwback from 11 years ago.
Back then: sitting around in antlers, waiting for Santa, wondering if I might’ve landed on the naughty list.
Now: literal angel. Cloud address. Wings issued. Halo… slightly crooked, but still.
So I think it’s safe to say the parameters for Heaven are, well, different.
Spoiler alert: excessive cuteness, dramatic eyes, and emotional manipulation count as virtues up here.
Conclusion after all these years of scientific observation:
I was never naughty. Just advanced.
Happy Tuesday, peeps!
Stay good-ish, stay cozy, and remember: if I made it upstairs, your odds are excellent. 😇✨