07/01/2025
Cancer June 21st - July 22nd It’s Cancer season, and you, my moody little crab-cake, are fully in your feelings. You’ve been handing out cuddles like it’s your job, flopping over at just the right moment for maximum drama, and staring into the distance like you’re contemplating the meaning of life. Then, out of nowhere—boom—you’re tearing around the park like you just remembered you’ve got legs. You’re loyal, weirdly wise, and somehow always know exactly what everyone needs. Honestly, you’re the emotional backbone of the pack…with a flair for chaos. 🦀♋️