11/02/2025
Scorpio October 23rd - November 21st
Ah, Scorpio dog — brooding, brilliant, and quite certain every chipmunk in High Park is part of a vast conspiracy. As you stride through the golden leaves, tail high and eyes narrowed, resist the urge to launch a full-scale investigation. Your mystique is unmatched, though it does lose impact when you trip over your own lead. Still, carry on — autumn was clearly designed as your dramatic backdrop. 🦂🍂🐾