09/10/2025
🌟 Meet The Magnificent Three: Neko, Yoda & Zira! 🌟
✨ Bald, bold, and ready for forever homes ✨
Born May 15, 2025 to Zelda the Sphynx queen, these three wrinkly wonders are now ready to leave the nest and find their forever families. Each one has a quirky little soul, full of love and mischief.
✨ The Kittens ✨
🐾 Zira (the baby girl, and tiniest troublemaker)
Don’t let her size fool you — Zira is the spiciest of the bunch and has the biggest personality to back it up! She’s notorious for stealing laundry (she once dragged a shirt twice her size across the room) and parading it around like trophies, sipping tea from unattended mugs (if you’re not careful), and purring so loudly she could rival a tractor. Zira is fearless, food-driven, especially obsessed with eggs (soft or hard boiled, yolk preferred), and even nibbles cucumber on occasion. She’s the perfect fit for someone who loves sass, snuggles, and a whole lot of personality packed into a small, bald package. And when she’s not causing chaos, she’ll trail you like a playful little shadow with a built-in comedy act.
🐾 Neko (aka Pinkey, the eldest & biggest)
Neko is our gentle giant with a one-of-a-kind bonus toe bean — a quirky and unique little extra toe bean growth from an early kitten climbing mishap from his exploration adventures that just makes him extra special. He doesn’t really know his name… but he’ll come running when you call “Come!” So maybe that’s what he thinks it is. He’s not the fastest trick learner (Spin and Gimme Paw are still “in progress”), but he makes up for it with heart.
Neko is the curious adventurer and a fantastic cuddle bug of the trio. At night, he curls up in the crook of your legs; by day, he’s your loyal shadow — especially in the bathroom. He’ll follow you everywhere (yes, even the bathroom), and has developed a fascination with water — showers, sinks, and yes… toilets (lids down is non-negotiable!).
💡 To note: Neko is also resistant to change. He’ll test you with toddler tantrums to see if you’re the real deal. When one potential adopter came to meet him, he put on a full toddler tantrum: peed on a cat-bed right in front of the potential adopter and hissed at her — his not-so-subtle way of saying, “Nope, you’re not my person.” But for the right adopter, that fiery honesty becomes a gift: he’s a cat who chooses you, and once chosen, you’ve got a loyal cuddle buddy for life.
🐾 Yoda (the middle child, and cuddle connoisseur)
Yoda was once returned for being “too manic,” but in truth he’s the calmest of the bunch — he just comes with the standard skinfant energy package (translation: yes, there will be zoomies at midnight, of course). He loves watching TV with you (his favorite is Cat TV), prefurrrs being held like a baby, and rocking his growing cat-clothes wardrobe. He’s clever too: he’s learned tricks like “gimmie paw” and “spin” — though he negotiates like a tiny lawyer and only performs only when bribed with patience and treats. Yoda also considers himself a mighty fly hunter, even if his clumsy swats say otherwise. At shower time, he was the calmest of the bunch, zen while his siblings acted like gremlins. He demands the “cheese tax” at dinner and has a huge appetite. Yoda is perfect for someone who wants a gentle, people-focused kitten who melts in your arms, keeps you company, and makes you laugh.
⚠️ Safety Note:
These kittens come from a multi-cat home and are great at adjusting to different cat personalities. But like all kittens, they love testing boundaries. While it’s normal for cats to “communicate” through posturing, a single wrong move can turn an interaction negative or unsafe. If introduced to new pets, supervision is key — especially making sure other resident pets have trimmed nails to prevent injuries and to keep introductions positive. The best way? To redirect their energy into play so interactions stay safe and positive for both parties to learn to be around each other in a harmonious way.
🍳 Diet Note:
Right now they eat a mix of kitten kibble and wet food, with occasional healthy add-ons like cooked organ meat, fish, and their favorite treat — eggs! Each adopter can adjust their kitten’s diet, but I believe in expanding their palettes with wholesome, natural options and other healthy proteins. Zira even surprised us by loving cucumbers! Their future families are most welcome to customize their diets — variety just helps them grow into flexible, healthy eaters.
💙 A Note About Their Father:
Their father has sadly passed, not due to genetics or health issues (the kittens are healthy and thriving), but from an unfortunate human-caused situation outside of my control. I share this only to explain why he isn’t here to meet the skinfants prospective adopters. His legacy lives on in these babies, and they are especially precious knowing they’ll be the last kittens born in this household.
🎁 Adoption Includes:
Each kitten goes home with a custom “Kitten Package” — a starter kit with food, blankets, and goodies to help them settle in.
💙 Why a Rehoming Fee?
I want to be clear: these kittens are not being sold for profit. Between Zelda’s emergency pyometra treatment ($3,000+), a post-birth emergency vet visit ($700+), and the father’s vet care and final goodbye (about $1,600), I’ve already spent far more than the adoption fees will ever cover. If all three kittens find homes, I’ll be lucky to simply break even. The rehoming fee exists not to make money, but to reflect the care, dedication, and expenses that have gone into raising them — and most importantly, to ensure they go to responsible, committed homes.
💲 Rehoming Fee: $1,600 (lowered from $1,800 to offset vet costs — they are healthy but not yet vaccinated, so first vet visits will be the new family’s responsibility).
📍 Location: Toronto, Ontario (Dufferin & Bloor area)
📧 Contact: [email protected]
✅ Adopter Checklist
These kittens are not decorative pets — they’re high-energy, intelligent, mischievous little souls who need forever homes. Before messaging, please make sure you can say yes to all of these:
🐾 I understand that Sphynx cats require regular care (baths, ear cleaning, nail trims).
🐾 I have the time and patience for kitten zoomies, boundary testing, and training.
🐾 I will always supervise introductions with other pets, and keep claws trimmed to avoid injuries.
🐾 I’m committed to providing a healthy diet (kibble, wet food, plus natural add-ons like eggs, organ meats, or fish if desired).
🐾 I accept that accidents (like peeing outside the litter box or testing limits) can happen while a kitten adjusts to a new home.
🐾 I am financially stable and prepared for both routine and emergency vet bills.
🐾 I will love and care for this kitten as a family member for their lifetime.
🚦 A Gentle Note on Fit
Every home is different, and sometimes even the most loving, prepared adopters run into challenges. These kittens may not be the best match if:
You’re looking for a quiet, low-energy cat (Sphynx kittens are high-octane zoomie machines).
You prefer a “decorative” lap cat rather than an interactive, mischievous family member.
You’re away from home often without someone to keep the kitten entertained and supervised.
You’re not prepared for occasional “testing boundaries” moments (like Neko’s famous toddler tantrum).
This doesn’t mean you need to be perfect — just aware. With patience, humor, and commitment, most challenges can be managed, and you’ll gain a one-of-a-kind family member in return.
🐾 These kittens are not “decorative cats.” They’re mischievous, loving, boundary-testing little souls who need patient, dedicated, forever families. If you’re ready for zoomies, snuggles, and endless laughs, Neko, Yoda, and Zira can’t wait to meet you.
