
06/03/2025
ASLAN
If this guy were a human, he’d be the ultimate goofy cuddle boy — like the big, lovable dude everyone instantly feels safe with.
Picture a tall, slightly clumsy guy with messy hair, a huge, warm smile, and dimples that pop every time he laughs (which is often, and very loudly).
He’s the guy wearing comfy hoodies, basketball shorts, and slides even when it’s a little too cold outside. Always ready with a bear hug that picks you up off the ground and a laugh that’s so contagious, you can’t help but crack up with him.
He’s got a little scar on his knee from a skateboard accident when he was 12 — and he’s still kind of proud of it.
He might be a little clumsy — like accidentally bumping into a doorway — but he’d just laugh it off and dramatically pretend it was part of a dance move. Definitely the type to make up silly songs on the spot and text you dumb memes at 2AM just because he thought you’d laugh.
Total golden retriever energy in a human body.
Want me to write like a “dating profile” style version for him too? It could be fun!
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