Fab Frenchies

08/13/2025

Happy 1 year Birthday Ellie, Maverick and Gracie! ❤️❤️❤️

08/06/2025

Pupdate Alert! 🐾💕

Remember our little runt Henrietta? She’s now living her best life as Millie in her forever home — and we couldn’t be happier for her! 🌞💦

Millie has fully embraced her new identity and is thriving — she loves lounging in her kiddie pool, soaking up the sun like the queen she is 👑💧

Even more heartwarming? She’s formed a special bond with her new big sister Gracie, another runt from the litter before hers! These two tiny Frenchies have become inseparable — proof that the smallest pups always leave the biggest paw prints on our hearts 🐶❤️🐶

We love getting updates like this. Keep shining, Millie! ✨

08/01/2025

I thought I was bringing home a French Bulldog.

Turns out, I adopted a clingy little thespian who thinks life is an ongoing performance — and I’m the only audience member who matters

🚽 Bathroom? There. Staring into my soul.

🍳 Kitchen? Practically breathing down my neck like Gordon Ramsay.

🚪 Taking out the trash? He watches from the doorway like I’m being shipped off to war and he’s the heartbroken hero whispering, “Come back to me…”

He doesn’t sit.

He poses — legs crossed, head tilted, like he’s in a black-and-white Chanel ad.

✨ Dramatic sighs if I ignore him for five seconds.

🥣 Once refused to eat dinner because his bowl wasn’t “facing the right way.”

And the zoomies?

Lord have mercy.

One fleeting existential crisis and he’s bolting through the house like he’s being chased by the IRS.

He’s:

Licked every window in the house

Learned how to open the fridge

Once stole a banana, peeled it himself and left the skin on my pillow like a warning from the Fruit Cartel 🍌💀

I’ve bought every so-called “indestructible” toy.

He unstuffed them all like he was digging for buried treasure.

Then — someone mentioned the magical, mythical no-stuffing octopus toy
I caved.

He’s been carrying it around like it’s his emotional support squid ever since.

🐙 Tosses it. Wrestles it.

Sometimes just gently rests his chin on it like they’ve survived the trenches together.

It’s still intact.

Which is more than I can say for my remaining sanity.

If you own a French bulldog you know….all of this we would not change for the world.

These comical little gremlins will drive you to the brink of insanity and then turn around and bring you back to reality by curling up with you like a long lost love all while passing wind that could kill a horse!

If you don’t know what I’m talking about because you dont have a French bulldog? get your pup today….We have one left!!!

08/01/2025

07/31/2025

Update: Waffles has found his forever home❤️❤️❤️

This is Waffles! Aka Bubbles….. he is looking for that unique special home, here is a little insite to his Personality.
Yesterday he farted himself awake again.
sat up like someone slapped him. stared at me like i did it.
he sleeps face-down on the floor like a dropped meatball…..
and if you sneeze near him? full side-eye. Pure judgment.
last week he stole my sock, buried it in the couch, and then forgot.
spent 20 minutes growling at the couch like it betrayed him.
His Favourite toy a wubba, he carries it everywhere.
growls at it. sleeps with it. once tried to dunk it in his water bowl like a teabag.
it’s the only toy that’s lasted more than 48 hours in this house, at no fault off his own we also have 2 other frenchies and a Great Dane.
I should’ve ordered 4.
anyone else’s dog fart themselves into a full identity crisis?
please tell me i’m not alone. bonus points for photos!

If you think this little guy would make a great addition to your family message us for more details.

07/26/2025

🏡🐾 Meet Your Very Own House Hippo! 🐾🏡

You may remember the mythical “House Hippo” from childhood TV…
But guess what? They’re real — and one is looking for you!

Meet Waffles a chonky, snorty,love-filled French Bulldog with all the best House Hippo traits:

✅ Loves to nap in laundry baskets
✅ Hoards socks like precious treasure
✅ Makes adorable snuffle sounds when excited
✅ Perfectly compact for couch cuddles
✅ Sleeps best under blankets at your feet (or on your head — he’s flexible)

📆 12 weeks old
💉 First vaccines + regular deworming
🩺 Vet checked with a clean bill of health
🎁 Comes with a puppy starter package
❤️ Raised with love and ready to bond with his forever person
🐰 Also comes with the biggest ears you have ever seen!
This little potato is the last of his litter and our final pup, so don’t miss your chance to add this mythical couch companion to your life.

📩 Message us if you’re ready to make your home House Hippo–approved!

07/23/2025

🐾 Meet Waffles – Your New Best Friend! 🐾

Waffles the Frenchie is still searching for his forever person 💙 He’s 11 weeks old, full of love, and ready to be your little shadow — excited to greet you every morning and cuddle up beside you at night.

✅ First set of vaccines
✅ Regular routine deworming
✅ Vet checked & in excellent health

He’s the last pup from his litter — and this is our final litter, so don’t miss out on the chance to welcome a beautiful, healthy French Bulldog into your home!

📩 Message us if you’re interested — Waffles is waiting patiently to meet his new family!

07/15/2025

🐾 Last Little Guy Waffle is Looking for His Forever Home 🏡
Please share to help us find his perfect people — he’s patiently waiting and full of love to give!

✅ First set of vaccines
✅ Regular deworming
✅ Clean bill of health from the vet
✅ Comes with a puppy package

This happy little guy is full of joy and absolutely adores his people. Let’s find him the loving home he deserves! 💙

07/11/2025

📍 Swiping Right on Love? Meet Waffle.

Name: Waffle 🧇
Age: 9 weeks
Breed: French Bulldog
Status: Single, chunky, and ready for commitment

🐾 Likes:
• Sniffing flowers like a poetic gentleman 🌸
• Morning zoomies followed by immediate naps
• Cuddles under your chin (yes, he’s that soft)
• Being told he’s handsome (he knows)

🐾 Dislikes:
• Being ignored
• Running out of snacks
• Ghosting. He’s not that kind of guy.

📦 First shots ✅
📦 Dewormed ✅
📦 Vet-checked with a clean bill of health ✅
📦 Comes with a puppy starter pack and 24/7 loyalty

If you’re looking for a short king with big ears and a bigger heart, Waffle might just be your forever flavor 😘

📩 Apply within — before someone else scoops him up.

07/11/2025

📍 Location: Backyard Bliss
🐾 Name: Henrietta (but you can call me Queen H)
🎂 Age: 9 weeks
📏 Height: short and stubby, just how you like it
👃 Interests: sniffing grass, judging squirrels, and long walks to the food bowl

💘 Swipe right if you’re into:
• Short girls with big ears and even bigger personalities
• Intense eye contact
• Cuddling after a wild 5-minute zoomie session
• Someone who will always be there to steal your snacks and your heart 💕

🚩 Red flags: I fall asleep mid-date, I snore louder than your uncle, and I will ignore you if there’s a leaf blowing by.

Let’s make it paw-fficial. 🐾💕

10/15/2024

Those ears!! Baby Tw***ie aka Parker ❤️

10/07/2024

Our little Tw***ie, she is very social and all about her people just like her momma Penelope! Tw***ie is now Parker and is headed to her forever home over Christmas