Holy Crap - Pet Waste Removal Services

Holy Crap - Pet Waste Removal Services We are a pet waste removal company servicing the North Bay area.

🚨 Attention - Warm Weather Ahead 🚨Did the cooler Spring temperatures make you forget that your yard is full of 💩💩💩Worry ...
05/15/2026

🚨 Attention - Warm Weather Ahead 🚨

Did the cooler Spring temperatures make you forget that your yard is full of 💩💩💩

Worry not - I'm doing last minute cleanups this weekend!

Message me to book your spot. Limited spots available.

This Mother’s Day, give Mom what she REALLY wants .....A backyard she can enjoy!! 🩷✔️ Flowers die....✔️Chocolate disappe...
04/30/2026

This Mother’s Day, give Mom what she REALLY wants .....

A backyard she can enjoy!! 🩷

✔️ Flowers die....
✔️Chocolate disappears......

✨️ But a clean yard? That’s true love. ✨️

There's still time to book your spot!

Nothing says spring like a fresh, clean yard 🌷🐶✨
04/26/2026

Nothing says spring like a fresh, clean yard 🌷🐶✨

Every spring, families have the same fight:“YOU said you’d pick up the dog p**p before the snow fell.”“Well YOU said it ...
04/15/2026

Every spring, families have the same fight:

“YOU said you’d pick up the dog p**p before the snow fell.”
“Well YOU said it would ‘just disappear’ over winter.”

Now it’s April… the snow’s gone… and suddenly nobody knows whose dog it even is anymore 💀

Save your family relationships (and your shoes)… I’ll handle the cleanup for you 😄

💩🐾 Ah yes… the snow is melting and the surprises are revealing themselves 😅Dog poo season is almost here! 💩Shoot me a me...
04/08/2026

💩🐾 Ah yes… the snow is melting and the surprises are revealing themselves 😅

Dog poo season is almost here! 💩

Shoot me a message once your yard is snow-free and I’ll get you on the cleanup list. I’ll be starting in about 2–3 weeks once things dry up a bit.

Let’s save your shoes & your sanity this Spring! 😎

🌷💩 Spring Is "ALMOST "Here… and So Is the P**p Apocalypse 💩🌷The snow is melting, the birds are chirping, and suddenly… y...
03/08/2026

🌷💩 Spring Is "ALMOST "Here… and So Is the P**p Apocalypse 💩🌷

The snow is melting, the birds are chirping, and suddenly… your yard remembers everything your dog did all winter. 😅

Don’t worry — that’s where we come in. Our professional P**p & Scoop Patrol is ready to rescue your lawn from the piles of the past.

✔️ We find it
✔️ We scoop it
✔️ You take all the credit for having a clean yard

Send us a message and we’ll handle the dirty work so you can enjoy your yard again! 🌱

Merry Christmas to you and all the special members of your family, paws included! May your holidays be full of cozy mome...
12/25/2025

Merry Christmas to you and all the special members of your family, paws included! May your holidays be full of cozy moments, wagging tails, happy purrs, and joyful memories. 🎄🩷🐕🐈‍⬛

Thank you so much for all of your continued support. 🩷 Wishing you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas filled with joy...
12/20/2025

Thank you so much for all of your continued support. 🩷

Wishing you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas filled with joy, and all the best in the New Year. 🎄🎉

🚨💩 Crap-tastic Black Friday Deal 💩🚨This is hands down the best deal on crap you’ll find today. 🎉Buy a $50 Dog Poo Cleanu...
11/28/2025

🚨💩 Crap-tastic Black Friday Deal 💩🚨

This is hands down the best deal on crap you’ll find today. 🎉

Buy a $50 Dog Poo Cleanup Gift Certificate and we’ll toss in a FREE $10 card! 💲💰

That’s $60 of p**p-scooping power for only $50

Thats's $60 toward a yard that doesn’t smell like regret. 🙌

And the best part?

💩 You can buy MULTIPLE gift certificates and stack up even MORE savings! 💸

Because the only thing better than a clean yard… is saving money while avoiding p**p.

Offer ends Friday, December 5th.

🎉 LAST CALL .... This Sunday is the LAST day to get your yard cleaned up for spring!
05/14/2025

🎉 LAST CALL .... This Sunday is the LAST day to get your yard cleaned up for spring!

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