09/04/2025
It’s Not Me, It’s You… Signed, Your Horse
I’ve carried you through puddles. I’ve put up with your singing. I’ve stood like a saint while you wrestled with my blanket straps. I’ve been patient, loyal, and adorable. And now? All I want is Ranch 7 Sixteen. Space to move. Friends to boss around. Trails to explore. You owe me this one! There are only a few outdoor spots open, we need to hurry!
Sincerely,
Your soon-to-be very dramatic horse 🐎”