06/02/2026
🐴 Annual Performance Reviews Are In...
After careful evaluation, Silverado Horses has completed spring performance reviews and here are 3 results...
1) Thor
Ability to find trouble: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ability to avoid trouble: ⭐
Confidence getting cast up: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Problem-solving skills: Creates most of the problems.
Management Notes: Thor continues to exceed expectations in areas nobody requested.
2) Oakley
Athletic ability: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Work ethic: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Self-preservation instincts: Concerning.
Ability to remain calm: Depends entirely on the day.
Management Notes: Potential for promotion if he stops climbing the fence.
3) Chewy:
Reliability: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Babysitting skills: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Patience with coworkers: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Judging poor life choices: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Management Notes: Requests a raise for dealing with everyone else. Demanded an apple for overdue wages.
The Herd as a Whole:
Hay consumption: Outstanding
Dust creation: Outstanding
Vet bill generation: Outstanding
Following instructions: Improvement needed
Overall Recommendation: No raises. Everyone already receives free housing, unlimited food, and a full medical plan.
Yet morale remains suspiciously low whenever dinner is 3 minutes late.😂