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THEY/THEM. Hypoallergenic memes for non-shedding teens.

09/25/2026

Hey, it’s been a minute.

Are you still a dog trainer? Still thinking about behaviour? Still want to learn stuff from credible sources – minus the magical thinking, logical fallacies, and bogeymen?

You might like my new membership site. It opens next week, and it’s really affordable. Jump on the mailing list for more info to drop this weekend. There might even be something that starts with F and rhymes with tree.

Ta ta for now!

07/11/2026

@ me

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Meme: Two still frames from Mean Girls (2004). In the first, a teacher instructs a group of teens to “raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by over-recognition of pain in dogs”. The original dialogue said “Regina George” instead. In the second still frame, the entire group of teens raise their hands. The teens are labelled “no dogs, ever”.

01/10/2026

if you know, you know

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Meme: Dr House from the TV show House, MD, with the text “It’s never psoas.” The dialogue on the show was, “It’s never lupus.”

EDIT TO ADD:
Dr. House is a diagnostician working through differential diagnoses for difficult cases. In the dialogue, he's referring to a condition with many nonspecific signs (although there are often specific signs as well), which can easily be mistaken for something else. This meme was inspired by vets advocating for definitive diagnosis of iliopsoas tendinopathy (e.g., through diagnostic musculoskeletal ultrasound).

I’m not a vet and this is a meme.

12/29/2025

teamwork makes the dream work

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Meme: Three fists gripping each other in solidarity. They are labelled “training and management,” “brain management,” and “pain management.” The fists are covered by the following text:

“crushing a so-called fear period in their fists like it’s a little bug no that’s kind of mean more like herbs and spices hell yeah and now they’re gonna make a beautiful scrumptious meal they can celebrate and feel proud of doing such a good job
(and also the meal is a dog)
(no not for eating just for loving)
(it’s a simile)
(it’s like a metaphor)
(sometimes dogs are just really nice especially when they feel good and aren’t worried about imaginary enemies)”

12/24/2025

We are not toys. We are not gifts. We’re never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna let you p*e with the door closed. Think twice before getting someone a sepia second shadow for Christmas.

Meme: Vizsla

12/24/2025

Share to save a marriage

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Meme: A border collie puppy wearing a santa hat and resting in a dog basket. The text says:

Cognitive reframing affirmation:
“I’m not keeping a secret from my husband,
I’m planning a surprise for my family.”

12/24/2025

We are not toys. We are not gifts. We have excellent hearing and it sounds like no one has told you yet how stupid you are. Think twice before getting someone a trash talker for Christmas.

Meme: Village dogs

12/24/2025

We are not toys. We are not gifts. You haven’t even seen this horse, this horse is bigger and huger than any horse I’ve own. So kinda get over yourself before you go callin me a lair [sic] for Christmas.

Meme: Great Danes

12/23/2025

We are not toys. We are not gifts. Let us do it for you. Think twice before getting someone a helping horse for Christmas.

Meme: Borzois

12/22/2025

We are not toys. We are not gifts. We’re also probably not the podium dogs you were hoping we’d be. Think twice before getting someone a “rustic” reality check for Christmas.

Dogs in meme: Pyrenean shepherd, Croatian sheepdog, Icelandic sheepdog, and mudi.

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