06/01/2026
🐾💬 ASK CHAOS 💬🐾
Today’s question:
“If I know the command… do I have to do it every time?”
— Chaos the Belgian Malinois, Selective Listener 😏
“Great question. Very thoughtful.
Short answer:
👉 No.
Long answer:
👉 Also no… but let’s discuss.
Because technically… yes… I know the command.
BUT…
Before I respond, I must consider:
✔️ Is there a squirrel? 🐿️
✔️ Are there snacks involved? 🍪
✔️ Is this worth my time?
✔️ Am I currently doing something more important?
This is what we call… decision making.
Now… if you:
👉 Make it worth my while
👉 Are consistent
👉 Actually mean it when you say it
Then… MAYBE…
I will choose to participate.
Otherwise…
I will pretend I didn’t hear you.
Respectfully.
🐾 – Chaos, Making Executive Decisions
👇 Be honest… does your dog “know” commands… or just “consider” them? 😅