12/07/2025
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Why did the elf refuse to eat the dog food?
Because she heard it was ruff on the stomach.
Bubbles is at it again. Today she snuck into the pet section and decided to sample what she thought were adorable little cookies. One bite later and she is dramatically declaring these to be the worst baked goods she has ever tasted. She does not recommend. At all.
And here’s the part she completely missed. These treats come from Doggone Good Dehydrated Doggy Delicacies. Milo and Daisy inhale these at home and would gladly debate her on the gourmet quality. That will teach you, Bubbles. Maybe ask before snacking next time.
She’s now trying to recover with a candy cane and a very wounded ego. December is already testing her survival skills.