09/03/2026
Her Ladyship Is Accepting Applications
Her Ladyship Beatrice (Bea), a most distinguished and beautifully dressed feline of impeccable and delicate taste, is currently seeking a live-in servant to attend to her various needs.
Duties will include providing meals at precisely the appropriate times, maintaining comfortable sleeping quarters (a throne or window preferred), administering back scratches only upon request (anything else would be considered improper to a Lady of her standing), and opening doors whenever Her Ladyship decides she would like to inspect the premises. (Inside only)
Compensation is modest but includes the immense privilege of her company, occasional purrs, a companion of respectable ladylike distance on the opposite side of the settee, and the honour of being chosen as her person.
She would prefer a peasant of good, tranquil character who understands that this is, naturally, her house and you are merely fortunate to reside in it.
If you possess patience, devotion, opposable thumbs, and a willingness to surrender your personal belongings to a cat, Her Ladyship may consider your application. 💕💕
