Urkel the Wonderdog

Urkel the Wonderdog Urkel the Talking Shih Tzu shares his insights on the life of dogs and the world at large.

Urkel was found, malnourished and matted, wandering the city streets, and rescued by the Humane Society, and is now happily adopted.

Urkel: Dere beez lots of flying bugs, Mistress.Me: Yes, Pup-pup, those are mosquitoes.Urkel: Dey bites me an makes me it...
05/30/2026

Urkel: Dere beez lots of flying bugs, Mistress.
Me: Yes, Pup-pup, those are mosquitoes.
Urkel: Dey bites me an makes me itchy.
Me: They bite me, too. It's really uncomfortable.
Urkel: Why dey bites us? Jus to be mean?
Me: No, they suck a bit of our blood.
Urkel: WOT??? Dat beez really creepy. Doin me a disturb.
Me: I know, Little One. I try not to think about it.
Urkel: Dis Muskoka gettin more dangerous ebery day. First vicious geese an now vampire flying bugs. 😟
Me: ...
Urkel: Maybe we can train dem squitos to bite dem geese an makes dem go away? But den we might habs vampire geese on our lawn.
Me: That sounds terrifying.
Urkel: Don't worry, Mistress. It might be tough, but me will protects you.
Me: I love you, Little Urkel. 🥰🥲

Dis beez da beginning ob da Victoria Day weeken an SO many peoples be boating past on da way to open dere cottages! Don...
05/15/2026

Dis beez da beginning ob da Victoria Day weeken an SO many peoples be boating past on da way to open dere cottages! Don't dey know dis beez MY Muskoka?? Dey don't even asks permission to boat past my cottage. HMPH! Dey better not be plannin on settin off any ob dose evil fireworks...I will beez watching dem so dey behave!

Me know dis beez da way outs. Maybe can make escape before Dr. Doom comes in.
05/07/2026

Me know dis beez da way outs. Maybe can make escape before Dr. Doom comes in.

Master lubs me! Whenever he goes out to work on da tractors, he lets me halp! I beez halpful pupper fer shure. ...
04/27/2026

Master lubs me! Whenever he goes out to work on da tractors, he lets me halp! I beez halpful pupper fer shure.

04/26/2026

Uncle Ron gib me dis toy. It beez almost too reals, an make me feel all feral like wild doggo me kno me beez insides myself.

Da fluffs from insides it gets in my mouf an makes me do da gags. I hopes Mistress doesn't takes it away from me!

Editors note: Mistress did take it away so she can mend it. 🤦‍♀️

Heehee! Mistress sed me shrank in da wash!
04/21/2026

Heehee! Mistress sed me shrank in da wash!

04/15/2026

I beez protecting my Muskoka from doze nefarious Canada Geeses. Waterfowls, beware!

Urkel: Dat snow almost all gone now.Me: Yes, thank goodness. I am ready for spring.Urkel: Me will miss eatin' snow, bu...
04/02/2026

Urkel: Dat snow almost all gone now.
Me: Yes, thank goodness. I am ready for spring.
Urkel: Me will miss eatin' snow, but spring habs oder compensations.
Me: What would that be, Little One?
Urkel: MUD! Luvly, squidgy mud to roll in -- so cool an refreshing!
Me: 🤦‍♀️

Urkel: Mistress, it snowed AGAINS!Me: I know. What a drag.Urkel: Isn't it suppose to be Springs now?Me: It sure doesn...
03/21/2026

Urkel: Mistress, it snowed AGAINS!
Me: I know. What a drag.
Urkel: Isn't it suppose to be Springs now?
Me: It sure doesn't look like it.
Urkel: Me likes eatin' snow an all, bit dis beez gettin ridiculous. Me finks Springs an Wintertimes be toyin' wif us.
Me: I believe you are right.
Urkel: HUMPH! Me gonna call dis nonsense "Bamboozle Spring".

Urkel: Master, you gots a sandwich!Mark: Yes, Scrap, I sure do.Urkel: Me enjoys sandwiches, Master.Mark: They're pretty ...
03/18/2026

Urkel: Master, you gots a sandwich!
Mark: Yes, Scrap, I sure do.
Urkel: Me enjoys sandwiches, Master.
Mark: They're pretty tasty, aren't they?
Urkel: Does you intend to eat ALL dat sandwich?
Mark: Of course. It's my lunch.
Urkel: Me tummy beez rumblin'. Sandwich would help.
Mark: Did you not eat your breakfast?
Urkel: Ob course me did, but dat was so longs ago me tummy not beez rememberin' it.
Mark: ...
Urkel: So you gibs me bite ob your sandwich to tides me ober until dinners?
Mark: 🤦‍♂️

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