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"I dreamt about rain" he said. "Yeah, don't look at me like that. On this friggin' desert was hotter an on the metal roo...
25/02/2019

"I dreamt about rain" he said. "Yeah, don't look at me like that. On this friggin' desert was hotter an on the metal roof at the sunny day middle of august. And at the second day air conditioning broke up in our APC. Friggin' piece of s**t. Sorry for language" he lit a ciggarette with his strangely short and deformed claws.
"Yeah, and at the day four of our mission friggin' cooler at the APC broke up. It was a special carrier, designed for operating in the hot, so just imagine the weather... I felt like on some damned frying pan. We left our APC and marched towards radio signal. We thought that could be some village or even one of our bases. After three or four days of marching we saw some ruins. It seems to be abandoned but in the middle of ruins stood well. You don't know how thirsty can cat be on a friggin' desert. We ran towards it dreaming of single sip of cool water." He became to shake. I saw tears in his blind eyes. I was afraid that he won't talk, but after several minutes he continued.
"Then, they showed up. Friggin' dogs. They hold some antennas. Microwave guns. At the moment I felt smell of a burned fur. I heard screams of my friends from squad. They were melting. I passed out. I woke up in the evac chopper. Only me. Medics one week later told me, that I was screaming all the way to base. Some says, that cats have nine lives. I think, that I lost eight of them then. But I wish I lost all nine. Now I'm some friggin' half-burned crisp. A friggin' weirdo."

They may look cool or even friendly, but the truth is terrifying. This duo - infamous dr. Bear and gen. Wulfric commited...
22/02/2019

They may look cool or even friendly, but the truth is terrifying. This duo - infamous dr. Bear and gen. Wulfric commited horrible war crimes on hundreds of innocent kittens.
"We found him, massacred and deeply injured. Private Max was a nice and soft kitty, but what i saw was horrifying - says dr. Meow-Meow from The Cardboard Box Hospital - They attached a toast to private's back, of course with butter on it. As we know, buttered toast always land on the side with butter, and cats always land on their feet... they make him spinning round. Just to use him as a energy source. His internal organs were all messed up when we found him. Horrible, horrible."

Sgt. Lazybones in his space ship. (136108) Haumea can be seen in the background. You may say that Haumea is an arid dwar...
21/02/2019

Sgt. Lazybones in his space ship. (136108) Haumea can be seen in the background. You may say that Haumea is an arid dwarf planet. Now it is. They som persist end like haumeans - as a nuclear waste.

This masterpiece, found in the lone basement by one of our allies, was painted by well-known russian painter Adas Meowtc...
21/02/2019

This masterpiece, found in the lone basement by one of our allies, was painted by well-known russian painter Adas Meowtchynsky (rus. Помоги мне). He tried to show to the fellow russians visions sent by Cat Overlords.

Space Comrade Kitty. She's on charge here. Watching young soldiers and preparing the great plan of Atomic Purrification.
21/02/2019

Space Comrade Kitty. She's on charge here. Watching young soldiers and preparing the great plan of Atomic Purrification.

Touched by the Cosmos itself. But his soul wasn't pure enough.
21/02/2019

Touched by the Cosmos itself. But his soul wasn't pure enough.

Attention: broadcating message from col. Kitten (Alpha Centauri):
21/02/2019

Attention: broadcating message from col. Kitten (Alpha Centauri):

First attemps to make human-Cat hybrid weren't very succesful, yet gave us some experience.
21/02/2019

First attemps to make human-Cat hybrid weren't very succesful, yet gave us some experience.

Bow to the Felidae overlords pity humans
21/02/2019

Bow to the Felidae overlords pity humans

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