12/06/2026
🚨🐾 OFFICIAL SNAKEWEED FLATS SNIFFSPACE APOLOGY 🐾🚨
Management would like to sincerely apologise for the shocking and frankly unacceptable lack of treats available over the weekend. 😳🍖🚫
Unfortunately, Gavin decided that losing an eye 👁️💨 was the priority event of the week, which resulted in the Chief Treat Purchasing Officer becoming somewhat distracted. 🤦♀️🛒
Between emergency vet visits 🚑🐕, surgery 🏥✂️, medications 💊 and making sure His Royal Highness 👑🐾 was comfortable, the treat shopping simply didn't happen.
Normal programming will resume shortly. Gavin is recovering well ❤️🩹🐶, the treat supplies will be replenished 🍖🍪, and standards will once again meet the very high expectations of our four-legged clientele. 🐕🐕🦺🐾
Please direct all complaints, concerns and compensation claims to the one-eyed Border Collie pictured below. 👇👁️🐶
Thank you for your understanding while our management team navigates this temporary operational setback. 😂❤️