21/11/2025
I am not a happy Fuzzbutt right now 😒! Let The Ferret Explain...
Running my Ferret Empire is a very stressful job, folks, and yesterday, I ended up with an upset tummy. My Daddy, of course, acted like I contracted some kind of Ferret Ebola Virus! First, he sanitized my Ferret Bedroom 🛏, looking to kill anything and everything that could be considered "Germy!" Next, he puts me on a a very blandly blandly diet; in an attempt to isolate whether or not my bellyache came from anything I may have eaten. Now, generally speaking, I can deal with those two precautions. But like most things involving me, my Daddy takes it one step to far! Yes, folks, in an attempt to re-regulate my Woozle Digestive System, my Daddy has cut off of my daily Salmon Oil!
Now, look, I understand my Daddy's concerns for my Mustelid Health and Welfare, especially after the health scare I had last month. But completely eliminating my Salmon Oil? That's outrageously outrageous, and as far as this Ferret is concerned, it's is a Bridge Too Far 🌉! How am I supposed to be functionally functional around here without my morning 🌄 Salmon Oilspresso ☕️ or my afternoon Salmon Oil Spritzer; and don't get me started on my evening Salmon Oiltini🍸!
I know you're under your own set of stresses, Daddy, and a lot of times, I'm one of them! So, I decided I'm gonna do the mature, stately, royal thing to do and deal with your overbearingly overbearingness for today. But I'm letting you know right now, if you think I'm gonna let this go on after today, you're sadly mistaken! Remember, you may run this house, but I run this Ferret Empire! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go. It's time for my Daddy to take my temperature 🌡- FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY! Oh, Dear Musky, give me strength!
Love,
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Stubby!
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