Evan's Birds

Evan's Birds You want bird? We sell you bird. You want bird seed? We do not have.

17/04/2020

Nah we’re all good, don’t worry about our radio silence.

It’s just that all the birds got out sometime last week and we’ve had to get them all back in their homes but every time we succeeded, we forgot to lock the door and also forgot that they were open-top cages.

All good now! Side note: there may be a delay on deliveries for the next little while.

08/04/2020

Running out of toasted sandwich ingredients?
Try water! It’s free, healthy and will moisten that bad boy right up! For more tips on great vegan recipes, google ‘great vegan recipes’. Enjoy your warm water sandwiches, everyone!

Lots of people have said ‘Wow Evan, your highly successful and lucrative online bird business - Evan’s Birds - is postin...
03/04/2020

Lots of people have said ‘Wow Evan, your highly successful and lucrative online bird business - Evan’s Birds - is posting a lot more than ever before!’

Well, here’s a graph explaining exactly why and how it relates to everything going on at the present time! We hope this helps.

01/04/2020

We’re not worried about COVID-19. We’re worried about Ke$ha. Haven’t heard from her in ages. Hope she’s okay. Thoughts and prayers.

30/03/2020

We know that it’s all you’re hearing about at the moment but we believe it’s such an important issue and it’s worth repeating:

Birds eye chillies are NOT a humane product and they should be banned! Poachers shoot innocent birds, take their eyes and then probably make chillis somehow while the eyeless birds are left to fend for themselves.

Do not support birds eye chillies. Instead, adopt an eyeless bird. We have heaps and you’re welcome to them because they’re a huge pain in the ass with the way they fly into our things all day.

29/03/2020

Evan’s mega fun self-isolation tip number two:

Count the number of birds you can see! Try and draw them! Then try to catch one! If you can, you could eat it! And if you can’t, you’ll probably starve to death because the supermarkets are empty and you’re not allowed out of the house anyway! Gee I hope you catch one!

See? There’s loads of ways to have fun at home!

28/03/2020

Good news everyone! Evan has made the easy decision to quit his full time teaching job to focus on his small, online, bird-selling business. It just seemed like a safer, more economically safe call in this current climate.

Yay Evan!

26/03/2020

Need something to do in isolation? We’ve got just the thing!

Buy two different birds of a seperate species and try and get them to breed together!
It’s affordable, very humane(ish) and great fun for the whole family! Plus, if you can create a new species, we’ll buy them off you for $4.00 per specimen! What a deal!

25/03/2020

What do eskimos with COVID19 do?
Self-ice-olate.
Just some super witty humour to make your day 100% better.

Buy a bird please. The more expensive, the better!

24/03/2020

If you want to make social distancing easier, buy fifty birds and strap them all squawking and flapping to your body parts. We’ve found it to be very effective!

23/03/2020

We are delighted to announce that the government has deemed online bird trading as ‘essential business’ so please continue to do as you always do and buy your loved ones birds for their birthdays, religious celebrations and weddings.

22/03/2020

Good morning everyone! This is just a friendly reminder to consider the entire world when you eat lunch. And remember: bats are friends - not food.

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Perth, WA
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