The Barking Mad Collective

11/06/2025

We hope you have a great day.... 😝

31/05/2025

Check out Barking Mad Collective’s video.

23/05/2025

Who can relate?

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15/05/2025

BREAKING NEWS: The biscuits have left the tray. I repeat, THE BISCUITS HAVE LEFT THE TRAY.

✨ Flour in the air.
✨ Glitter in our lungs.
✨ A blue dog named Pickle just moonwalked across the kitchen bench.

And somewhere in this frosted fever dream of baking bedlam, one universal truth remains:

👉 Dogs. Deserve. Gourmet. Treats.

👩‍🍳 We tried to bake in peace.
🐾 They tried to “help.”
💀 The result? A crime scene covered in cookie dough, edible sparkles, and suspicious paw prints.

But out of the flour cloud emerged greatness:
🎉 Handcrafted biscuits.
🎉 Dehydrated delights.
🎉 Lick mats that turn snack time into art time.

This isn’t just snack merch.
This is Barking Mad Collective — where chaos is a seasoning and every biscuit tells a story of mayhem, magic, and meat.

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🛒 Shop the weird.
🐶 Feed the chaos.
🎁 Get your paws on our full range of gourmet, limited-edition madness.

👉 DM US TO ORDER - website is currently closed for maintenance
🎬 Full behind-the-scenes coming soon (bring goggles).

14/05/2025

🧠💥 LICK MATS ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR SANITY (OR WHAT’S LEFT OF IT) 💥🧠

Let’s paint a picture:

You’re just trying to clip one (1) toenail.
Your dog? Flailing like you’ve announced a surprise colonoscopy.

You wanna wash their butt?
Now you’re both crying in the bathtub and someone has a shampoo bottle in their mouth (unclear who).

You open a snack for yourself?
Now you’re being stared down by a tongue-heavy gremlin who thinks every food is shared food.

Sound familiar?

YOU NEED A LICK MAT.
No, seriously. You need it. Your dog needs it. Your nervous system needs it.

We’re talkin’:

🍌 Slather it.
❄️ Freeze it.
🧽 Stick it to a wall and pretend you’re not just bribing your dog for 10 minutes of peace.

These bad boys are:

💥 LOUD — like your dog at 6AM
💥 TEXTURED — like your life before coffee
💥 STRONG — like your will to not scream during bath time

Use it during:
🛁 Bath time
🧼 Grooming
🚪 When guests arrive and your dog loses all social awareness
📺 Or literally any time you want to exist without being shadowed by a furry stalker

🛑 LIMITED STOCK because we’re a small-batch, snack-fuelled, chaos-loving crew and we like it that way.

📩 DM us to order.
Do it now.
Do it before Karen buys us out again for her cavoodle named Tofu who only eats organic duck mousse and won’t p*e unless a jazz playlist is playing.

Have you seen our new range of lick mats yet? We suggest you hurry — limited stock and a whole lot of slobbery demand.

12/05/2025

🚨 CODE BARKING MAD RED. I REPEAT: CODE BARKING MAD RED. 🚨

This is not a drill. The oven’s on fire (metaphorically), the dog is in the glitter, and someone (not naming names, Narla 🐶) just launched a full-scale snack attack on the cooling tray. 💥✨

🎉 Welcome to the official BARKING MAD KITCHEN TAKEOVER — where:
💫 Chaos reigns supreme,
🐾 The “chefs” have four legs and no boundaries,
🍪 And gourmet treats disappear faster than you can say “NO THAT’S NOT FOR YOU!”

Is it messy? Yes.
Is it magical? Also yes.
Do our biscuits taste like unicorns rode them through a bakery in a glitter tornado?
We’d say that’s a hard HECK YES. 🌈

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🦴 Check out our small-batch, gourmet & dehydrated treats made with REAL ingredients and ✨ zero nonsense.
🦴 Lick mats, enrichment toys, bark-worthy biscuits = fully stocked.
🦴 Quality controlled by very enthusiastic, very sparkly doggos.

💻 Order online.
📦 Wholesale available.
😜 Sanity not guaranteed.

🔗 DM US TO ORDER (Website currently closed for updates and maintenance😀)
🎥 PS: Stay tuned for the full glitter bomb video. You’re not ready. 😉

11/05/2025

TO ALL THE MUMS WHO WIPE BUTTS, BAKE SNACKS & SPEAK FLUENT BABY-TALK (TO DOGS OR HUMANS): THIS ONE’S FOR YOU.

You’ve sniffed too many bums, stepped on too many squeaky toys, and still somehow have snacks on hand (and in pockets).
Whether your child barks, drools, or begs for cuddles while shedding on your clean clothes—
YOU ARE A MOTHER. A WARRIOR. A TREAT DISPENSING GODDESS.

So today we bark, we howl, we raise a slobbery toast to the queens of chaos.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO THE DOG MUMS, THE HUMAN MUMS & THE GLORIOUSLY UNHINGED HYBRIDS.

Need a last-minute gift?
We got biscuits. We got hearts. We got bags that sparkle like your soul.
(And yes, we gift wrap. Badly, but with love.)

28/04/2025

27/04/2025

OMGGG SNACK PARTY TIME!!! 🎉

The new 👅 lick mats are HERE and they’re a tongue-twisting, drool-slinging, snack-chasing ADVENTURE!

I’m spinning! I’m zooming! I’m READY TO LICK UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY!!

Get ready, it’s about to get REAL slobbery at Barking Mad HQ! 💧🐶

24/04/2025

Lest we forget, not only our fallen soldiers, but all the military working dogs that also fell in the line of duty. May you always be remembered and never forgotten.

22/04/2025

🚨 THEY’RE HERE. THEY’RE HOT. THEY’RE MOVING FAST. 🐾🔥

Our brand new dehydrated treat range just hit the site—and it’s already flying out the door!

We're talking crunchy chicken feet, roo femurs, duck breast, pig trotters… the whole crunchy crew is ready to cause chaos in your treat jar. 🦴💥

⚠️ Stock is limited and first drop is going quick.
Yes, we’ll restock—but trust us, your dog does not want to wait.

👉 Hit that link. Fill your cart. Make your pup’s freakin’ day.
Because once this batch is gone… it’s chew later, cry now. 😅

🛒 👉 www.barkingmadcollective.com.au
💬 Got questions? We’re just a bark away.

18/04/2025

Narla says there is something exciting and droolworthy in the works, but only the pawsome pups will have access to it!

So hurry over to www.barkingmadcollective.com.au and sign up to our newsletter! It's the only way to know what's coming for the exclusive pups of BMC!