21/05/2025
Stanley: The Sequel Nobody Asked For
Back again in the spotlight is Stanley—our very own walking (sometimes limping), talking (definitely howling), catheter-destroying, toad-licking loser.
If you’re new here: Stanley is a 1-year-old boxer belonging to Nurse Nikita and our receptionist Tim (yes, we love a family business). He was born without a gallbladder but makes up for it with pure chaos energy.
This week? He’s limping. Or at least… he was. Came in for X-rays and, in true Stanley style, we found absolutely nothing. Just vibes. So now he’s on crate rest, which he finds deeply offensive.
You’d think a gallbladder-less dog would live cautiously, but Stanley prefers:
• Throwing up bile at sunrise
• Refusing food like a diva
• Licking cane toads at 3am
• And chewing out more catheters than we can afford to reorder
He is pure carnage in the best possible way. And we wouldn’t have him any other way.
Stay unhinged, Stanley🫶🏼