16/02/2025
🐔 Hand-Collected Eggs: Why They Cost More (And Why You’ll Love ‘Em Anyway!) 🥚
Ever wonder why our farm-fresh eggs aren’t dirt cheap like the store stuff? Spoiler: It’s because we’re out here playing egg hide-and-seek with our hens daily. Let’s crack the yolk on why hand-collected eggs are worth every penny:
1️⃣ We’re Egg Hunters, Not Robots 🕵️♀️
No conveyor belts or fancy machines here. We hand-collect every egg, dodging sassy hens and diving into nesting boxes like it’s an Easter egg hunt. It’s sweaty, it’s chaotic, and it’s 100% human-powered.
2️⃣ Each Egg Gets the VIP Treatment ✨
Hand-collected means we check every egg for cracks, dirt, and hen drama (yes, they have beef). No cracked shells or “oops” eggs make it to your carton – only the crème de la crème. Machines can’t care, but we do!
3️⃣ Fresher Than Your Morning Memes 🌞
Because we collect by hand, our eggs go from nest to you in hours, not weeks. No sitting in storage with mystery vibes – just golden-yolked goodness, straight from our hands to yours.
4️⃣ Our Hens Are Extra (And So Are We) 🐓
Our free-range gang lay eggs wherever they please, so we’re out here playing detective to find ‘em. It’s like herding cats, but with feathers. That extra effort = extra cost, but also extra flavor.
5️⃣ You’re Supporting Real Hands, Real Heart 💖
Every egg you buy pays for the calluses on our hands, the feed for our hens, and the dream of keeping this farm alive. Hand-collected eggs aren’t just food – they’re a labor of love.
👉DM us to order. They vanish faster than our hens when the feed bag opens!
