22/12/2025
📡 BREAKING: Today’s Pet Forecast 📡
🐶 Dogs: 90% chance of “walkies” with scattered zoomies.
😼 Cats: Cloudy with a high probability of ignoring you.
🐦 Birds: Windy… because someone’s about to yell their opinions at 6am.
🐟 Fish: Consistent vibes. No thoughts. Just bubbles.
✅ Local Delivery Update: Hungry Pet Warehouse orders arrive with FREE next-day local delivery (aka: the best kind of weather).
💬 Tell us your pet’s forecast in ONE line:
Example: “My cat: severe side-eye warning all day.” 😭