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The ADHD Dog Trainer My main business page is Dogtraining101. This page is the ups and downs of life with ADHD & Training

02/09/2026

Who needs Drop bears? Jumanji baby lives. Mum betta f$k off wherever she is !!!!!! Outside my kitchen window

You know what this is called? Well not what you think. In the same way a drink has different names so does this. I prese...
01/09/2026

You know what this is called? Well not what you think. In the same way a drink has different names so does this. I present to you “a s**t in the bed”.
You see it all started 4 moon cycles and 1 icy blast ago. Before even the insect wars began. There was need for light, not the first day kind of biblical light, but the kind to stop me releasing unused cuss words that may be needed for later kind of light. And so was born a led light held onto the roof with magnets and tape. And I looked around and was pleased. It performed its magic tirelessly, greeting me willingly and turning on to ensure my safety.
And then it happened.
We are in the final phase of the 4th moon - firmly preparing to pass this level of jumanji. Asleep soundly when an almighty bang rings out across the land. I lie there waiting, thinking, heart pounding - is this it - is that the effing dinosaur Goanna at my door? I am thinking all is ok when in the darkness 2 giant paws land squarely on me with a sound like “bastard get out of bed and do your job” - I look toward the ceiling and think you created a Nancy boi. I grab the torch in one hand and killing spray in the other (just brought up another 15l) and cautiously open the door. Nothing so far. If the fu$er is outside I will deal with it in the morning. The house is clear, one door to go, my faithful light has served me well in the past, I open the door….and there he is drunk as a skunk on the floor. Landed like a buttered piece of bread. The bastard it was him. And that is how a light got named - a s**t in the bed. The dead rat falling on my head is for another time.

Now I am solo I am also looking at logo change. The shirt - same color as logo. Thoughts?
01/09/2026

Now I am solo I am also looking at logo change. The shirt - same color as logo. Thoughts?

01/09/2026

One of the types of videos you will be able to see on the subscription homesteading/Dogtraining area of the website

So I am learning to look before I move stuff. This mornings gems are - Red Headed Centipede, Blue Tongue, Prickly Skink ...
31/08/2026

So I am learning to look before I move stuff. This mornings gems are - Red Headed Centipede, Blue Tongue, Prickly Skink and a flock of apostle birds.

29/08/2026

Argos being a great uncle to Havik

I can still smell you dad.
29/08/2026

I can still smell you dad.

Life is never boring when you expose it to the world. Said 2 buttons in the picture. I am still unpacking heaps of stuff...
26/08/2026

Life is never boring when you expose it to the world. Said 2 buttons in the picture. I am still unpacking heaps of stuff, I don’t think it will end and customers will be cranky for a while yet. Anyway I pick up the buttons not realising they are still on and working, seriously what battery lasts over 5years! And it blasts out at me - “I want a treat”. Well fu$ me no I don’t - what I do need now is a roll of toilet paper you evil little button. On top of it as I jumped up Argos got excited and his wet tail tip (the white bit aka shepards lantern) slaps me like a whip in the eyeball. Lucky I love him eh 🐾😳

(Part 4)The shed kingdom siege has created a breakthrough - carnage as 8 legs everywhere lay curled. But this is not the...
26/08/2026

(Part 4)
The shed kingdom siege has created a breakthrough - carnage as 8 legs everywhere lay curled. But this is not the end, it needs to be reinforced with contact residues. By the light of day we continue to protect the queen. The aerial squadrons are on point, my man at arms Argos carefully inspects for hidden anomalies, the automatic weaponry now in place to protect the queens bunker. Further detection cameras are being installed before the shed kingdom bring back their reptilian friends. Our aerial assault team will soon be bringing in the Guinea Fowl soldier regiments to reinforce ground activities. Till then the night will bring the darkness to which the light will prevail 🐾🐾
(Another night on the property done)

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