02/09/2026
π₯ I HAVE ONLY MYSELF TO BLAME π₯πΆ
I handed the Zanelyn taste-testing panel a nearly empty Greek yoghurt tub, thinking it would be a nice little treat π₯° You know, a quick lick, a wholesome moment, maybe a cute photo.πΈ
What I actually got was a yoghurt-covered free-for-all! ππΎ
There was no "quick lick." There was a scrum. There was shoving. There was at least one dachshund attempting to enter the tub headfirst π€£ And when it was over, every single one of them had yoghurt plastered across their face like they'd lost a fight with a dessertπ¦πΆ
The tub? Immaculate. Genuinely could go straight back on the shelf β¨ The dogs? An absolute state. Ears, chins, snouts β frosted ππ
Messy but highly recommended by the Zanelyn taste-testing panel πΎβ
So that's my life now π I can never have a yoghurt in peace again (not that I can ever eat anything in peaceπ€π), because the second that lid comes off, the cleanup crew assembles, and they do not come to play πΆπΆπΆ