28/10/2026
What does it mean to be married to a small business owner? 😂
Well, if you ask my husband, it means spending an entire afternoon lovingly making lasagne from scratch, only for your wife to announce, “I won’t be home for dinner, I’ve got an airport run for reptiles.”
It means being unwillingly recruited as a part-time model, photographer and prop holder.
It means that instead of cuddling in bed at 10:30pm like a normal married couple, you’re sitting on the couch holding two jungle carpet pythons for a photoshoot that is going absolutely nowhere, while one of them decides to p**p on you.
They say marriage is all about compromise. Apparently, in ours, that means he compromises and I bring home more reptiles.
You can view these new beauties instore from Thursday, October 29th. Permit # BD2105676Q.