06/05/2023
***CLUB MEMBER PROFILE***
Paddy “Handlebars” Mulquinny
Although he has graced the area for a couple of years now, you will be lucky to catch a glance at Holbrook’s self proclaimed “best looking ringer”. Your best chances of luring him in is with beer that has multiple X’s on it, preferably 4. It needs to be a minimum of 4 degrees celsius but no warmer than 5. Fussy bloke to say the least.
His hobbies include getting bogged, bogging the rescue vehicle then setting alight both bogged vehicles and putting it down to a grass fire. He enjoys a nice sunset on a romantic hill and prefers to walk around the corner to watch it, as in his own words is always prettier when it sets in the east.
He is as cool as a cucumber on the surface of the sun, making it difficult to have a sit down yarn with him as he’ll always be jogging on the spot to get to the next job. In fact I have it on good authority that whilst sleeping Paddy will scream out “go back” or “get out of it dogs” every 5-10 minutes as he flings around the pillow like a draft gate. Evidently a good stockman never signs off.
Paddy’s daily diet consists of homegrown meat and an abundance of fruit. He enjoys apple, water melon and grape fruit flavoured vapes as it is a meal appropriate at all times of the day.
Certainly one to watch at this years Holbrook dog trial so be sure not to miss the opportunity for a bum tap and his perky muffins.
Current bull test:
Structure - On the way out
Temperament - heritability data not established
Scrotal - off the charts