Highvale Premium Poo Productions

Highvale Premium Poo Productions We are a couple of equestrians who sell horse poo by the side of the road to fund our weekly wine tasting! Wine reviews are done on this page!

We are all stocked up, and to celebrate our new location at 5 Kadanga Court in Highvale, we are having a poo special 🎉🐴💩...
27/02/2020

We are all stocked up, and to celebrate our new location at 5 Kadanga Court in Highvale, we are having a poo special 🎉🐴💩
Until the end of next week (8th of March), the bags will only cost $1.50 instead of $2.50.
Happy shopping 🛒
You can also come and fill your trailer from our giant poo pile for $10 per load

Dear Poo Customers! Our business have been dumped on very hard this week. Earlier in the week The Council came with some...
12/01/2020

Dear Poo Customers!
Our business have been dumped on very hard this week. Earlier in the week The Council came with some dung news, someone in the area, complained that we sell horse poo on the side of the road.

The lovely officer was very sad to deliver the news, and was simply just doing his job, as the messenger, that we had to move our s**t.
(This is after 2 years without complaints of trading and we have been mowing and trimming the grass to make sure it’s presented neatly.)

Then today, when our co-founder, took the quad bike, 200 m down our little street, which is a court, with no through traffic, to bring the Poo stand back, the police was passing by, and gave her an order to appear in court in 4 weeks time as she was caught driving without a bike licence, on a unregistered vehicle, without a helmet.

We appreciate the police and we are not saying it’s fair or unfair. We just feel quite crappy about it.

Lesson learned. Selling s**t doesn’t go without taking some s**t. 💩

We are now located down the street at 5 Kadanga Court, Highvale.

Tonight we are reviewing the Saint-Emilion 2017. Very young. (Whilst the last review was in June, we’ve had plenty of wi...
16/11/2019

Tonight we are reviewing the Saint-Emilion 2017. Very young. (Whilst the last review was in June, we’ve had plenty of wine in between)
G: It’s like my wife in the morning. Give her time. Unless she’s had a coffee first she’s very tart. Like Donald Trump, it’s very petulant and immature.
S: Pungent like my friend who laughs at my husbands review.
N: Give it a few minutes and it takes a drastic turn. Whilst patience is not my strong suit I have learnt. Just like a semi hot guy with great personality. Give it some time to grow. 4/5
F: It tastes like wine. Red in fact.
💩 💩 💩/5

We are busting to sell this s**t!
15/09/2019

We are busting to sell this s**t!

Tonight we are tasting the Château La Pointe 2012 Pomerol. G - It was a high quality wine equal to our poo, however we w...
21/06/2019

Tonight we are tasting the Château La Pointe 2012 Pomerol.
G - It was a high quality wine equal to our poo, however we would not call it crap. If you’re prone to hangovers this one you can drink the double amount as it has very little preservatives. Highly recommend to alcoholics!
S - I drank it so quickly I can’t now remember how it tasted or have the ability to drive my car.
N - Just like an exciting date. You have a little taste and it just gets better and better. The more you drink, the better it gets, and everyone around you looks better as well.

Honouring all things old. This wine goes well with the ageing beauty of Cintra House. Thank you Rob for this selected wi...
25/03/2019

Honouring all things old. This wine goes well with the ageing beauty of Cintra House. Thank you Rob for this selected wine! Grgich Hills 2000, Cab Sav from Napa Valley California.
G - In honouring the nuns of the convent years of Cintra House, this communion would have turned the nuns into vampires.
N - This is the Sean Connery of wines. Aged to perfection, the only flaw may be some form of loss of memory, which is expected after so many years. 💩💩💩💩💩/5
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The table was leaning so we had to make sure it was level for the photo! 🙌🏼🍷
26/12/2018

The table was leaning so we had to make sure it was level for the photo! 🙌🏼🍷

25/12/2018

One of our secrets to success is this poo vacuum machine. **t 😁

To the patron who left us the nicely folded bags: a heartfelt Thank-you from all of us at Highvale Premium Poo Productio...
01/11/2018

To the patron who left us the nicely folded bags: a heartfelt Thank-you from all of us at Highvale Premium Poo Production 🤗

No more wine for us before fixing fences!
28/10/2018

No more wine for us before fixing fences!

We believe in the adage ‘The family that shovels together stays together’ Lucky they didn’t ask what they had to shovel ...
23/09/2018

We believe in the adage ‘The family that shovels together stays together’ Lucky they didn’t ask what they had to shovel 😜💩

09/09/2018

We had an applicant for the Poo Bagger position doing a trial today.

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