23/03/2025
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So true! And very funny 🤣🤣
New farm voicemail 😂🤣😂
Press 1 if you are a novice horse owner that thought a TIP mustang or an OTTB was a great choice but you are currently in the hospital from said horse.
Press 2 if you were scammed by a feedlot "rescue" and your kid broke gelding is in fact an untouched crypt stud.
Press 3 if you bought a baby horse for your kid to grow up with but now it bites.
Press 4 if you have a horse you've owned for 20 years but it's no longer sound so you can't afford to board it anymore.
Press 5 if you have a horse that's not broke to ride, over 12 and not entirely sound but has tons of "potential"
Press 6 if you bought a pony at a sale barn for your children and it's a biting, kicking escape artist.
Press 7 if you got a pair of intact donkeys 8 years ago for pets and now have 16 donkeys of various ages and none of them are halter broke.
Press 8 if you have a horse with disfigured lower limbs but believe strongly it's "still really happy".
Press 9 if your cutesy baby horse is now 4 and still a stud and has behavioral issues and you just don't know why.
Press * if you have several emaciated horses you really really love but have to surrender because your neighbors just don't understand horses get thin during the winter and turned you in.
Press # if you have a horse you feel was incredibly abused by a "cowboy" and now he's got to have 20ccs of ketamine to get his feet done.
Finally, press 0 if you are looking for a colored, sound, kid/hubby/95 year old great aunt safe, dead broke, patterned and possibly 2D, 4H ready, 100% sound, preferably registered gelding but only have $500.
literary credit: Carrie Terroux-Barrett founder of Colorado Horse Rescue Network