
21/06/2025
Hi. I’m Louis! I’m a 14 weeks old Mini Dachshund, full of zoomies, and I just moved in with FOUR cats. Here’s what I’ve learned so far:
THE TAIL IS NOT A TOY 🙈
It looks like a feather on a stick. It swishes like it wants to be chased. But trust me, friend — if you pounce, you will get The Paw of Doom™.
THE LITTER TRAY IS NOT A BUFFET 💩
I thought it was a crunchy snack bar. It is not. I was wrong. I am still ashamed.
BLINK SLOWLY. IT'S PUPPY MORSE CODE 👀
Apparently, if you stare at a cat, they think you're challenging them to a duel. Blink slowly instead. It means "I come in peace"… and “please don’t bop me again.”
DON'T BARK DURING CAT NAPS 😴
Cats nap 23 hours a day. If you bark during this sacred time, they’ll file a complaint. With claws.
RESPECT THE HIGHER GROUND 🛕
Cats are gravity-defying ninjas. If they’re on a shelf, that’s their castle. Do not try to join them. I tried. I knocked over a plant. I’m now banned from the living room.
Good luck and happy weekend, fellow pups!! May your squeaky toys be loud, and your cat roommates mildly tolerant.
📸[My picture is blurry because I can never sit still!]