Mac’s Frog Army

14/06/2026

🚨 Frog people, I need your assistance!

A LEGO Ideas frog vivarium needs support, and I think we can all agree that the world needs more frogs... especially LEGO frogs. 🐸🧱

Go give it a vote and help make this glorious little amphibian dream a reality.

Because if LEGO starts making vivariums full of frogs, absolutely nobody here is going to complain. 😆💚

https://beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/cef9c56e-4d73-4178-9b47-2cb38856541a?tab=comments

Introducing my latest creation, the “Tropical Rainforest Vivarium.” In case you’re not familiar with the term, a vivarium is very similar to a terrarium, but wi…

23/05/2026

Hades x Persephone Palmerston babies are starting to look a bit fancy 😍✨

Trying to decide who stays is becoming a serious problem… because apparently “keep one or two” has turned into “absolutely all of them are perfect and must remain” 🤣🐍

Not ideal timing considering I also went and added a full clutch from another locality 🙃

Who wants to take a guess at what they might be…? 👀

12/05/2026

Girl boss - Common Eastern Froglet (Crinia signifera) , giving me serious eyeball action to remind me that she is ready for dinner service 🦗🐸

11/05/2026

Hades out here performing advanced jungle python acrobatics again 🐍 (all that free range exercise after his reptile room adventures worked up an appetite)

Sir chowed down a young rooster while casually hanging on by the TIP of his tail 💪

Then, after demolishing that feed, he parked himself under the basking light and entered food coma mode for the next week straight ☀️

Alternative food options like this are fantastic for captive animals — not just for balanced nutrition, but for enrichment and encouraging natural feeding behaviours. Safe to say this one definitely enjoyed the challenge 😆

09/05/2026

Banana woke up on the wrong side of the perch today 😈🐍

She was not amused with the early paparazzi 🤣 (I think she may be a Banana-ette lol)

07/05/2026

POV: you’re the crazy frog lady and absolutely incapable of leaving a shop without adopting the weird frog item 😅🐸

Did I find a frog leg toilet roll holder? Yes I did.
Did I buy a frog leg toilet roll holder? Also yes 🤣

At this point my entire personality is frogs, reptiles and questionable home décor choices 🐸✨

03/05/2026

Well… plot twist — I won’t be making it to the Illawarra Reptile Expo today 😅

After a big week on the road (inc Cooma & Batemans Bay), I made the excellent decision to do a Melbourne round trip in one hit yesterday… and my body has officially filed a complaint 🫠

Also turns out this is my third weekend working in a row, which probably should’ve been my first clue that this plan was… optimistic at best 🤪

Safe to say I pushed it a bit too far this time.
I’m super disappointed to miss today — I was really looking forward to it! If you’re heading along, have the best day and enjoy all the scaly goodness for me 🐍✨
I’ll be back to regular chaos shortly… just slightly more rested (and maybe a little wiser) 💚

⬇️⬇️ This is about how I look/feel today 😆

28/04/2026

Hi, hello, I’m alive. Barely. Slightly feral. 😂

Running purely on heart attack juice (energy drinks) & chaos 💥

The past few weeks have been:

• critters doing critter things (including being dramatic for no reason)
• pet transport mayhem with kilometres racking up like I’m trying to break a world record
• accidentally booking an interstate job this Fri/Saturday before the expo (because I had a blonde moment about what day it was)

BUT—I'm back, semi-organised (don’t fact check that), and just in time for the important stuff…

🚨 THIS SUNDAY 🚨
Who’s coming to the Illawarra Reptile Show & Expo?!

I’ll be there with scaly chaos, as I'm bringing some spicy noodles as well as the froggies 🐸🐍
Come say hi, talk reptiles, enable my bad decisions, or just witness the madness in person 😌

Missed you all… but not enough to become normal 🤪

21/03/2026

On our way!!

Come say hi and see some cute froggies 🐸🐸

28/02/2026

Surpise baby Boyd’s 😂🦎💚

Guess the large bioactive enclosure is on point 😉