15/06/2026
🚨 HUMANS. LISTEN UP. 🚨
We, the kittens, have seized the pillow and we are NOT giving it back.
Foster Mama says she “needs sleep.”
We say she needs to stop squirming while we’re trying to nap on her face.
We are five majestic, unstoppable, pillow‑hungry forces of nature, and we have an announcement:
ADOPT US. SAVE HER. (AND MAYBE THE PILLOW.)
Meet the current rulers of the bedroom:
• Simon & Theodore — Certified snuggle gremlins. Perform synchronized zoomies at 3am. No regrets.
• Jasper & Casper — Believe the pillow is a shared resource. Believe wrong.
• Chucky — The Supervisor. Watches Mama p*e. Watches Mama sleep. Watches everything.
We are 20-ish weeks old, desexed, vaccinated, microchipped, and professionally trained in the ancient feline art of sleeping horizontally across a human spine.
Foster Mama loves us. She really does.
But she also whispers things like “I just want one corner of the bed” and “please stop standing on my eyelids.”
So, humans of Brisbane, we present you with a deal:
Adopt a kitten.
Gain a snuggle buddy.
Return one (1) pillow to Foster Mama.
Apply on the PAWS Brisbane website — because if you comment, we will walk across her phone and send 47 emojis to her boss.
💛 Save a foster mum. Adopt a kitten. Restore cosmic balance.
Special discount on bonded pairs — take two of us, double the chaos, double the love, discounted price
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdnO2S737Or5oRrXMBDxyJ-YolI5BCkpj_KlfZwJAAuws2YCA/viewform?pli=1