Bilpin Hardware and Feed Store

11/10/2023

Now available to Special order!!!

The Aussie made and designed Agbot!

Keep track of your water/petrol tank level remotely. Simply install the unit atop an existing tank and receive hourly satellite updates regarding its fill level.

Never get caught naked and afraid in the shower again!

Shoot me a message or visit us in store if you're curious.

See you soon!

19/09/2023

G'day, g'day Bilpin!

It's been a while but I assure you it's been worth the wait.

Introducing the Bainbridge Solar Animal Repeller!!

It's quite simple - pick a sunny spot you want to protect, connect your garden hose and you're good to go. The built in motion sensor will activate when an animal or a lady from Edgecliff looking for somewhere to empty her bladder enter it's 100m radius.

The repeller will begin strobing a light as warning. If the animal or victim of a decaying pelvic floor comes within 10 metres, the cyclone sprinkler head will be activated giving them a good soaking!

Proven to work of birds, rabbits, cats and foxes with human trials beginning on Bells Line of Road shortly.

See you soon!

15/06/2023

Say hello to our Thursday Workforce!

With unemployment on the rise we've decided to do our bit for the locals!

Our newest volunteer workforce are cutting their baby teeth on sweeping, mopping, operating heavy machinery and hauling feedbags that weigh twice what they do!

When they're suitably upskilled or when child services arrive, whichever happens first we will be shipping them off to make athletic sneakers and Fendi handbags.

We ask all of our customers to welcome our new team and to remember that it's technically not child slavery if you have a note from their parents.

See you soon!

30/05/2023

Hello Bilpin,

We will be closing up shop at 2pm due to those pesky staff shortages.

Sincere apologies if you are inconvenienced by this.

We'll be back to normal soon!

26/05/2023

Hello Bilpin!

Due to current staff shortages I have chosen to close the store tomorrow, Saturday the 27th of May. I am extremely sorry for any inconvenience this might cause and we will hopefully be able to resume trade as normal next week.

PS. Know anyone that wants a job? Hit us up at [email protected]

02/05/2023

G'day Bilpin.

I'm a bit excited about this one.

We are now officially a Puretec dealer!

A great range of of sediment and dual purpose filter cartridges are now available in store, along with complete units and replacement housings.

See you soon!

23/04/2023

G'day Bilpin!

We will be closed today Monday the 25th and Tuesday the 26th.
We apologise for the inconvenience and look forward to seeing you on Wednesday.

05/04/2023

Guess what Bilpin?

Dine a Chook Mealworms are back in stock!

Guess what again?

Dine a Chook Mealworms are now grown and packaged in Townsville, QLD!

That's right, no longer do you need to worry about your mealworms stealing your data or piloting spy balloons as they're much too busy chugging ###X and holding on to Jonathon Thurston to do so.

Same great price - $23.50

See you soon!

22/03/2023

Hello Bilpin!

If yesterday's post didn't make it exceedingly obvious, we are now one of the first brick and mortar stores in Australia to carry the A24 Rat Smart Trap!

Automatic, humane, toxin free and surprisingly great value!

The A24 smart trap kit includes:
1 X A24 trap
1 X Tree mount
3 X Rat detection strips
1 X bait pouch (lasts for 6 months!)
1 X CO2 cylinder (good for 24 kills.)
$199

Pre Feed Paste
- Can be placed around trap to accustom rats to the bait
$10.90

6 Month Trap Top up
Includes:
- 1 bait pouch
- 1 CO2 cylinder
$16.99

Individual CO2 cylinders
$7.50

Be sure to pop in and see us if you would like to learn more but get in quick as half of our inventory has already sold!

See you soon!

20/03/2023

There are a lot of rats in Bilpin.

No, that's not a sideways comment half directed at someone's neighbour (we'll leave those to the Bilpin Group,) it's just a fact.

Over the past 12 months many of you have voiced your concerns about baiting rats due to the pain it causes them and in the indirect damage it can cause our wildlife and pets.

Surely there is a better way to manage rats in your home that is kinder to them and kinder to the environment?

Well I might have some news on this front tomorrow...

In the meantime, watch the video below.

Rachel had a rat problem. They were eating the chicken food, chewing holes and making a mess. Her solution? A Goodnature A24 self-resetting rat trap. She too...

18/03/2023

Guess what Bilpin?

AgBoss Gumboots are restocked!

Yes, that's right - everyone's favourite rinky d**k, johnny from the bush boots are back!

Keep your feet dry, your shins clean and your spouse attracted to you by picking yours up today!

Uncommon sizes and steel cap variations are available to special order and - by popular demand - the sexy gumboot 2023 photoshoot will be dropping soon!

See you shortly!

25/01/2023

We will be open as normal today, 9-4.

Enjoy the sunshine and we might see you later.