04/12/2025
🌟 AVAILABLE- CARLOS — THE HORSE THE INTERNET CAN’T SEEM TO BUY 🌟
Six billion enquiries later and somehow he’s still in my paddock.
Honestly… I cannot believe this magnificent pony is still here. Despite huge interest, Carlos remains available — likely thanks to my unwavering honesty and the modern rider’s fondness for extremely specific requests.
With that in mind, here is a refined summary of his qualities… and the truly baffling curiosities that have kept him unsold:
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🛑 Reasons Carlos Has Been Rejected (Dealbreakers??! 🚫)
❌ “Is he suitable for my small child?”
He’s rising 6. He still needs a rider, not a passenger.
❌ “He’s not in front of the leg at the very start of a ride.”
Neither am I until I've had my coffee/or/ I take a hot minute to warm up too 🫣
❌ “I wanted more long-rein video.”
Ask and you shall receive… but you didn’t ask 😭
❌ “I want to see him in a more collected frame.”
He’s an educated young horse with a lovely a scores of up to 69% at Prelim— but he’s not State Champs Level… yet. 😉
❌ “I want to buy him sight unseen.”
Carlos and I prefer meeting his admirers personally.
❌ “He swished his tail.”
Yes — it is fully functional.
❌ “He looks uneven behind.”
He’s five. He’s still building strength. Also, the missing sock is misleading — he forgot his matching pair on his birthday.
❌ “I’ll offer you $10k.”
Charming. But no.
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💚 Reasons You Should Buy Carlos
✅ Objectively gorgeous.
✅ Best suited to a confident rider who leads, not pleads.
✅ Floats like a dream — self-loads like he has places to be.
✅ Loves new environments — would go to Bunnings if allowed.
✅ Perfect citizen in the tie-up.
✅ Enjoys trails, adventures, variety, and being part of your day.
✅ Rewarding to train — the “OMG we did it” type.
✅ Represented with full transparency — no surprises, no mysteries.
✅ He. Is. SOUND. Yes… vet-sound!
🎉 In Conclusion
Carlos is the horse for someone who wants a beautiful, talented partner who thrives on connection, consistency, and the satisfaction of progress. A head-turning all-rounder ready for adventure.
He’s not a beginner’s horse. He’s an elegant, intelligent young horse seeking a rider who appreciates growth over instant perfection — and a touch of personality over robotic compliance.
And let’s be honest…
💘 Carlos is the perfect boyfriend — gorgeous, sound, and enjoys going places with you!
Enquiries welcome!
Located Angle Vale , SA