05/07/2025
Lovin' local π€£ Snags and gags !
πLegend of a Miracle Snagπ
~ a true farm taleβ¦.
So a bloke walks into the butcher and says,
βMate, I need the best sausages youβve got. The kind thatβll win over my in-laws, fix my tractor, and maybe even get the dog to listen to me for once.β
The butcher leans on the counter, wipes his hands on his apron, and says,
βSon, youβre not after sausages β youβre after a miracle.β
But he goes out back, and after a bit of banging around in the cool room and maybe some quiet prayer, he comes back with a pack. No label. No price tag. Just a knowing nod.
βThese,β he says, βare the snags my grandfather made when the crops failed, the cows broke out, and Nana ran off with the bloke from the hardware store.
He cooked these up, fed the neighbours, and by sundown, the cows were back, the rain came in, and Nana changed her mind.β
The bloke takes them home and cooks them up. The following morning, the in-laws are smiling, the tractor starts first go, and the dogβs sitting by the door with a newspaper.
Moral of the story?
Never underestimate a good sausage β€οΈπ
(Disclaimer: Mostly true. May have been some embellishment. Definitely happened somewhere between the paddock and the frypan π³ππ
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