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The adventures of Guinea Pig brothers, Teddy and Biscuit. New comics every weekend! ©Martyn Rice

03/05/2025

False Alarm...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Willow (a grey and gold guinea pig) is in the foreground, she has a hopeful look on her face as she says "Ted! I hear something! It MUST be dinnertime! " Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig) is in the background. His interest is piqued and he exclaims "!!!"
Panel two - Willow and Ted are now both in the foreground, eyes squinting and mouths wide open as they excitedly make WHEEEEEEEEK! WHEEK! WHEEEK!" noises.
Panel three - (insert- the human is opening a bag of crisps/potato chips) Willow sees this and walks away, a look of disapproval and disappointment on her face "ANOTHER false alarm. That's the 15th one today!" She says.

26/04/2025

Moving House...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) and Clover (a brown guinea pig) are huddled together, sleeping peacefully in their little cardboard/hay House.
Panel two - the human lifts the house off of them, to check on them. They are still asleep.
Panel three - Suddenly they are awake, without the House covering them. Biscuit has a look of shock on his face as he exclaims "What the pig just happened?!" And Clover, looking very perturbed and confused, says "Where's our house gone?!"

19/04/2025

Friends at Last....

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig), Willow (a gold and grey guinea pig) and Bumble (a pink hairless guinea pig) are sat next to a big red sack full of carrots. The Easter Bunny (a white rabbit wearing a yellow scarf) is talking to them. Teddy says "Finally, an Easter without incident! " the Easter Bunny replies "thanks for the carrots, Piggies!"
Panel.two - the Easter Bunny is eating a carrot. They say "Where did you get these anyway?"
Bumble sheepishly replies "umm...about that...."
Panel three - We now see Santa Claus at the North Pole, looking into an empty sack. This is where the carrots came from. He looks horrified as he exclaims "Oh no! Where are the reindeer's carrots? That was a year's supply!"

12/04/2025

Forgetfulness...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Bumble (a pink hairless guinea pig) and Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) are talking. Bumble turns away from Biscuit and tells him "I'm just going to the fridge". "OK!" replies Biscuit.
Panel two - Bumble spots some basil, and says "But first, a snack" as he starts munching on it. He then stops and says "and now the potty" as he makes a pile of poops.
Panel three - Bumble arrives near the fridge. We see him from behind as he says, confused "OK, now I can... wait.... why did I come out here?!" He looks directly at the reader, looking perplexed.

05/04/2025

Daylight Robbery....

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig) is happily munching on some basil, and is really enjoying it. Behind him, Clover (a brown guinea pig) notices he has basil.
Panel two - Clover has quietly snuck up beside Teddy and gently starts to nibble on the basil. Teddy barely has time to notice before...
Panel three - YOINK! Clover has stolen Teddy's basil and is running off quickly with it, she moves so fast she becomes a blur as Teddy looks dejected

29/03/2025

Distracted...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Willow (a grey and gold guinea pig) is talking to Clover (a brown guinea pig). She is telling a story, and she begins "Clover! I just had my nails clipped! First, I tried to hide. But the human found me."
Panels two and three- Willow continues speaking "then they picked me up and held my paws... then they cut my nails. Which wasn't too bad"
Clover's face glazes over while Willow is speaking.
Willow continues.. " my feet feel better now..."
Panel four - Willow lifts her head up and looks at Clover suspiciously. "You didn't hear a word I said did you?" Clover replies "Sorry, I wasn't listening! I was thinking about food!"

15/03/2025

RUN! ...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Bumble (a pink hairless guinea pig) and Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) are enjoying a snack of vegetables. They have lettuce, kale, Broccoli and carrots. Bumble says "AH, a nice peaceful snack!" Biscuit replies "How lovely!"
Panel two - suddenly Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig) close up to the camera screams out loud "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" as Biscuit and Bumble look on in terror.
Panel three - all three piggies are running so fast they are becoming a blur. Bumble asks "What's going on?" Teddy clears up the confusion by stating "The human blinked! "

08/03/2025

Post-Cuddles....

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Clover (a brown guinea pig) is talking to Willow (a grey and gold guinea pig) about the new potty. Clover says "Have you tried the new potty? It's a pleasure to the senses!" Willow excitedly replies "Ooh! I'll have to try it!"
Panel two - Clover is now close up in the foreground, as she continues "It does make weird noises though. "Like 'AAAAAHHH!' and "Oh no, not again!", In the background the human can be seen standing up, after cuddling Clover. They are covered in wee and poops are falling off of them into a pile at their feet.

01/03/2025

Why?...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) is walking towards his food bowl, which is full of nuggets. He excitedly says "Ooh! Fresh nuggets!"
Panel two - a close up of Biscuit's face, as he spits out a nugget in disgust. "PAH! Not that one!"
Panel three - Biscuit now has his head fully immersed in the bowl, and nuggets are flying everywhere as he searches for one he wants. "NOPE. NO. UH-UH." He says as he searches.
Panel four - Biscuit is now proudly munching a tasty nugget. The bowl is empty and nuggets are strewn across the room. He asks "Why are the tasty ones always at the bottom?"

15/02/2025

Valentine's Day...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - Teddy (a fluffy grey guinea pig) has an excited expression on his face. His face is lit up from a screen he is looking at. He says "OH MY!"
Panel two - we now see that Teddy is looking at a laptop. He is surrounded by hearts in the air as he continues "..you are BEAUTIFUL! "
Panel three - Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) looks puzzled as he asks "Is Ted online dating?" Willow (a grey and gold guinea pig) replies "Let's have a look!"
Panel four - we now see over the shoulders of Ted, Biscuit and Willow as they look at the laptop screen, with a picture of carrots and Lettuce on it. Willow says "WOW!" And Biscuit says "Absolutely Gorgeous! As all three piggies now have hearts around them as they are all now infatuated with the salad on screen.

08/02/2025

Hard Work...

Cartoon description:
Panel one - a montage of Bumble (a pink hairless guinea pig) as he eats some basil, sits in a pile of poops and sleeps on a yellow blanket. He says, reminiscing: " This week I ate 57 meals, made 1407 poops, and had 360 sleeps!"
Panel two- Bumble is slowly walking, his head dropped down. He has bags under his eyes and looks very tired. He says " I'm glad it's the weekend, I'm exhausted! " Biscuit (a gold and white abyssinian guinea pig) is laying down. He replies " Me too! Waiting for breakfast now. The human is still in bed though!"
Panel three - Biscuit and Bumble start walking together, away from the camera. Biscuit says, referring to the human "Let's wake him up, he's so lazy!" Bumble replies " I know! He disappears for several hours a day, and leaves us to do all the work!"

07/02/2025

Hello everyone, Willow and Clover here! We would like to wish our Hoomum a very happy birthday!
We love her so much that we actually took time out from munching to say this!

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