Sister Esmeralda Fogbound

06/11/2015

Playing with Zuckerdouche's pages is silly. Please, Join The Esmeralda Fogbound Appreciation Society.

24/09/2015

It seems to me that Mr. Zuckerberg is at it again behind the scenes... It's been ages since I posted here and yet miraculously, this page is getting a little traffic all of the sudden. Who knew? Anyways... You're more likely to keep abreast of me in The Esmeralda Fogbound Appreciation Society... Feel free to mosey on over. In the meantime, I need to go p*e. Blessings!

29/08/2015

On java #2 and preparing to make BFAM's ears bleed. If nothing else, I have plenty of experience with this. I can't wait to get his feedback. H will immediately see the challenge. If I can get hopped u enough on caffeine, I may ask Big Daddy to meet today and explain how difficult he is making life for some of us. Nonetheless, it is not all doom and gloom, everything is moving forward .. The square wheels on the bus go 'clunk clunk clunk! Drive on, Sister! (oh and the mug was a gift from Cleo, cat people)

28/08/2015

https://www.change.org/p/facebook-stop-forcing-users-to-display-their-real-name?recruiter=369883720&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

I, among hundreds of others, have been forced to change my name to something Facebook has arbitrarily deemed to be more appropriate and many of us have had to send in copies of a government issued ID. Facebook has been hunting down and locking out any of it's users who "appear not to be using their…

17/08/2015

Now, THIS is exciting. Everyone loves a good p*e post, right?

An amateur photographer has captured an amazingly rare sight in his own back garden - a bee urinating. Mark Parrott, 45, was lucky enough to snap a photograph at the precise moment the bee ejected

13/08/2015

Javanation time once again. I see a trip to Marina mall in Esme's future. She is halfway through her last can of drinkable coffee . There is not even one strip of bacon in the Crow's Nest and; She is down to her last 2 rolls of pink as***pe . We cannot have this! NOOO! "To the Nunmobile!" I say. Good morning, Lovies!

12/08/2015

Mainlining the java here, kids. Still waiting for the phone to ring from Beijing. Big Daddy is there now and says good news is coming... I have a Tom Petty ear worm just at the moment 'The Waiting is the Hardest Part'.... In the interim, he is farting about with some silliness that I am sure will come back to bite him in the ass. I will assist him with this as I really have nothing else to do at the moment and truly can't be arsed to argue re:5 glasses of wine last night, not 2. Good afternoon, Lovies!

08/08/2015

Much as I would like to elaborate, I really can't. But it was very weird/odd/different/unusual/enlightening... Never had that happen before. I am a little grossed out and yet amazed all at the same time. No clue what comes next. Probably shopping. Shopping is always good. Good morning, Lovies!

07/08/2015

Soooo.... Billions and I had a pretty big blow out last Tuesday... which resulted in him booking a flight spur of the moment and jetting off to Paris in a huff on Wednesday morning. Imagine my surprise at this very moment when he sends me a message telling me he is on his way... I am starting to think he might have feelings for me. Who knew? HA! I hope he is bringing food.

05/08/2015

Lol! Ya. That'd work!

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05/08/2015

Still waiting on the phone to ring here... Time for drastic measures! ... I made an appointment to get my hair trimmed... They always call when I am getting my mane tended or my toes painted. Today WILL be the day. Good morning, Lovies!

04/08/2015

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, kids! Sister Esme is unclear how she could get so close to God this morning and somehow simultaneously end up smelling so remarkably like a barnyard. How does that work? Either way, she is feeling quite self-satisfied for giving her perch a proper scrubbing. Time to sit on her ass for a bit before rewiring some sh*tty lamps