24/01/2026
🐕🎂 Kite’s Birthday Adventure (aka Betrayal Day) 🎂🎉
So today Kite was told he was going out for his birthday…
What he was NOT told was that his own mum was taking him to the GROOMERS.
The car ride? Suspicious.
The door opening? Devastating.
The realisation? Immediate regret.
Kite would like everyone to know he did not consent to:
🛁 the bah
🪮the fluffing
✂️ the “let’s make you handsome” agenda
There was the ,,I don't like you,, look
There was the ,,side-eye,, look
Treats appeared. Magic hands worked. Fur was transformed.
And suddenly Kite forgot he was supposed to be mad.
He left looking 10/10, feeling fresh, and pretending this was all part of the birthday plan anyway.
Happy Birthday Kite 🐾🎉
Still judging Mum.
But secretly loving Babs (the groomer)