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Ethically made gear and accessories for furry darlings and the humans that love them.

11/08/2025

🐾 In case you missed it our Dogust Sale is ON all month long at www.Majordarling.com! No code needed, just automatic savings at checkout:

✨ Spend $50 → 15% off
✨ Spend $100 → 25% off
✨ Spend $200 → 35% off

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Shermy’s human designed their very own Fannypack with a chartreuse canvas pouch, an orange zipper, a leopard belt, and a lilac buckle! We loved their color combo so much we made one for ourself!

Our f***y pack is compact, waterproof, and perfect for dog walking essentials. Inside, you’ll find:
🐕 Easy to clean main compartment with built-in p**p bag holder + brass grommet for quick access
🔑 Discreet zippered front pocket for keys, cards, or cash
🎯 Adjustable belt (or custom sizing by request!)

Use it for walks, training, or as a crossbody for your everyday essentials. Shermy approves, and so will your pup.

🛒 Shop Shermy’s look + snag those Dogust savings today!

***ypack

08/08/2025

Mia, Mia, Sophia looking stunning in our lilac breakaway cat collar! 🐾💜

🛒 Link in bio to shop!

31/07/2025

This is Monty.
He looks like he’s seen some things… because he has. He’s got the permanent scowl of a disgruntled DMV employee and the soul of a tired mall security guard who’s just trying to finish his shift.

Monty has spent 9.5 years in and out of the shelter system, and frankly? He’s over it. This senior meatball is ready to hang up his leash and retire in peace…preferably on your couch, judging your snack choices and questioning your life decisions.

Here’s what Monty brings to the table:
✔️ Fully house-trained, couch-trained, and life-trained
✔️ Barks never, grumbles often
✔️ Follows you around like a suspicious but loyal shadow
✔️ Will press his snoot into your leg when he wants a treat, walk, or existential clarity
✔️ Has the emotional depth of a French film character
✔️ Enjoys short walks, long naps, and complaining about the youth

Here’s what Monty doesn’t do:
❌ Children – he’s 75 in dog years and doesn’t have the patience for sticky fingers or shrill voices
❌ Dogs – hard pass. He prefers to be spoiled.
❌ Cats – just, no.
❌ Visitors – unless they bring cheese, in which case he will allow them to exist
❌ Elevators – he prefers the reliable simplicity of stairs
❌ Nonsense – of any kind

Monty’s ideal home?
Quiet. Chill. No drama. Just you (or you and your boo), a soft couch, some snacks, and a few hours of Judge Judy reruns. Bonus points if you also hate TikTok.

🛋️ Not sure if you’re ready to adopt?
Monty’s looking for a short-term foster sitter August 4–14. It’s like test-driving the grandpa lifestyle, minus the hard candy and long voicemails.

His mushy face and million-dollar underbite are available for the low, low price of FREE because APA! offers a senior discount (aka $0 adoption fee) for dogs over 7.

Interested?
📧 Email [email protected]
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📣 Tag a friend who needs a grumpy soulmate.

12/07/2025

New foster baby, Dottie! He’s too scared to leave his crate right now but hopefully he’ll feel comfortable soon. Available through 🧡💚

21/06/2025

Today on we’re honoring the strength, skill, and resilience of the incredible refugee women who help bring Major Darling products to life 💛. Through our partnership with we’re proud to support dignified, fair-wage employment right here in Austin. These women bring decades of experience, artistry, and leadership to our community and we’re better for it. Let’s continue to uplift, support, and stand with refugees today and every day 🌍✂️

09/05/2025

“When life gives you cancer, squeeze lemon in its eyes.”

Our dear friend has just dropped their new Tudo Beleza Lemon Print to help sweet Bela fight cancer! Grab a bandana (which easily snaps over a martingale collar) and maybe some matching pj’s for you. Head to to shop and support now!

We love you Bela and Alex! YOU GOT THIS! 🍋🩵

05/05/2025

We love when customers order custom f***y packs - it’s so fun to see each combination of fabric/webbing/zipper/buckle! Even more fun when you start packing the order and realize there’s a custom collar and leash to match 👌

02/05/2025

TODAY!!! Hope to see y’all at where you can get a passport and say hello to the famous 💞🍺🐶

30/04/2025

Who doesn’t love wild tiger puppies (aka brindle pit mixes?!) This sweet little boy Teriyaki came over for a playdate, and I need someone to adopt him that will accept my need for continued snuggles. He’s gosh darn cute…

29/04/2025

How to turn “ugh are we there yet” into “can we keep going?”

Anyone else out there have furry copilots? This darling sleeps 90% of the time but keeps me awake with her cuteness.

20/04/2025

Just when you thought you couldn’t love one of your retail partners more, they come along and do this. this creature is perfection 🥹

(Swipe for a few of our other faves… how great is their selection ?!

18/04/2025

Hiking with dogs, edition ✔️

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