Peaches the Wonder Kitten

19/07/2025

Hi friends. I need your opinion. Last night my doggie sister, Buffy, got sick and mom said it’s all my fault. This is what happened… she ate cat food and got the runs. How did she get cat food you may ask? Well, that’s simple. She got it because mom put the bowl of cat food on the floor. 

So you’re probably asking why mom says it’s my fault? Well mom claims she had to feed “the other cat that lives in my house” in another room because I’m mean to him and won’t let him eat in my room. How is that my fault. His food is on a table downstairs but he always wants to eat my food that’s on a table upstairs in my room.  I allegedly was blocking the door and growling at him so mom took my food and put it on the floor in the spare bedroom for him.  Then she forgot food was there and Buffy ate it Not my fault she’s going senile and forgets things She claims if I was nice to “the other cat” then she wouldn’t have had to put the food on the floor

I don’t know why she’s blaming me. He weighs about 15 pounds and has a big fat stomach. It would do him good to miss a meal or two. So who do you think is wrong, me or mom? It’s so obvious that it’s Mom.

BTW Buffy has since recovered. Mom had to give her some Flagyl. The “other cat” is still fat and has plenty of food. And I’m still being mean to him. And he’s still scared of me 😹😹😹

04/07/2025

Happy Birthday to me. I’m 12. My birthday was actually on Wednesday, but because we were so sad over the passing of our peahen, Gerdie, and because Mom was really slammed at work all week. We decided to celebrate this weekend. Mom usually gets me my favorite food, Fancy Feast Salmon Florentine. But she went to three stores, including PetSmart and they were all out of it. She ended up getting me the tuna Florentine and I loved it.

I’m not allowed to have the Fancy Feast Florentine foods on a regular basis because they have chunks of meat and I love it so much that I tend to eat it super fast and then I barf it back up. So I can only have it on special occasions. Mom says I get to eat it all weekend along with my Friskies, which are the absolute most delicious food in the world.

Happy 4th. I hope you enjoy the fireworks. I dont like them because my stupid doggie sisters get scared and mom and dad have to cuddle with them under a blanket and no one pays attention to me 

01/07/2025

RIP Gerdie. You were the best peacock and you were loved by us and our whole neighborhood.

We are so sad to tell you that Gerdie, our beloved peacock (peahen) passed away at 8:44 last night of an apparent heart attack. She was a wild peacock that showed up in our neighborhood about 5 years ago. She mostly hung out at our house (because we have her Friskies. And who doesn’t love Friskies). But she roamed the neighborhood and everyone fed her. She was so tame that she would eat out of our hands. Last night a neighbor saw her running full speed out of a landscaped area acting like she was terrified. She stopped in front of this neighbors house, started shaking and fell over dead. No one knows what spooked her. She’s never been afraid of the dogs in the area. And she had no signs of injury. People saw her walking around just minutes before this happened and she was fine

She was laid to rest this morning in our preserve area. The HOA board voted to put a plaque at her gravesite to remember her by. Ever since last night the neighbors have been sharing photos and stories on our community chat. It’s amazing how many people loved her. Everyone is so sad

Tomorrow is my birthday but we are going to wait to celebrate until over the weekend as we are too sad to celebrate now. I used to sit at my window and watch her in the front yard (she loved to sleep in the bed of dad’s truck). I will miss her

15/06/2025

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads. I’m making an effort to be a little bit nice to my dad today. I allowed him to pick me up and give me kisses This is a big honor for him because I usually just ignore him.

I love my mom the most and dad is just the spare human that pays for my house and my food and my nip. But to make mom happy I let dad kiss my twice a year. On Father’s Day and his birthday. Occasionally I also let him wave my feather on a string so I can chase it. Maybe later if I’m in a good mood, I’ll allow him to play with me for a bit.

11/06/2025

So today is a bad day for me as you can see by the photo. My face says it all My crazy mom dragged me back to the Evil Vet because she’s worried that I’m losing so much weight. The Evil one weighed me and I have actually gained 5 oz in the past 2 months. In April I was 4 pounds 15 oz and today I was 5 pounds 4 oz. Evil vet said I look super healthy.

Mom said the Evil vet is the best vet in the world so if he says I’m healthy then it must be true

So hopefully mom will stop worrying. I really hope she doesn’t start calling me “fat girl”’again. And she really needs to stop obsessing about my weight.

08/06/2025

09/05/2025

So my mom has been trying to get me to eat healthier food my whole life but the only wet foot I’ll eat is Fancy Feast salmon pate. Last week she got a new food called Smalls that she saw advertised on TV.

The first day she put a little of this food on a plate with my Fancy Feast. I was so insulted and horrified that I ran and hid in the closet for hours and refused to eat. I was so distressed

The next day she tried again. I sniffed it and licked it once but would only eat the Fancy Feast. But on day 4 I tried it. I really like it.

Now it’s all I want to eat. I don’t even touch my fancy feast anymore unless it’s the little meatball mom makes with my thyroid pill in it. Smalls doesn’t make for good pill meatballs.

I still eat my prescribed dry food for my tummy and of course my Friskies at treat time. Mom is happy that I’m eating “human grade” food that’s supposed to be healthier. (This is not a paid sponsor ad. I just like this food)

04/05/2025

So a couple weeks ago my mom posted asking for suggestions for toys she could buy me. You all told us about some great toys. Mom bought them all and I want you to know that I Hated. Every. Single. Toy. I refused to play with any of them

Our other cat, General A***e, loved them all and he’s having a wonderful time playing with them. While I watch him and growl. He’s a ridiculous cat and I don’t like him.

Mom is trying to get us to be friends. She ordered some calming stuff that plugs in ( we are still waiting for delivery) In the meantime she’s giving us lots of catnip. At least we aren’t fighting.

19/04/2025

Hi this is Peaches mom. I need some advice. This little cat is driving me to drink (and I can’t drink because it gives me migraines).

So Peaches is getting more energetic and wanting to play a lot. Which wouldn’t be so bad if she didn’t insist I play with her for hours. She loves this one toy that’s a stick with a string and a feather. She likes me to wave it around so she can chase it. If I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom she thinks it’s playtime. And because I can’t say no to her, I’m up half the night playing.

I decided to buy her a bunch of new toys. So far it’s been an epic fail. She won’t play with anything motorized as she doesn’t like the sound. Then I saw an add for a Kitty Kurlz and the cats in the video were having so much fun. I got one for Peaches and of course she hates it

Have any of you tried a Kitty Kurlz for your babies? And if so, how did you get them to play with it. I tried sprinkling it with catnip and she sniffed it (long enough for me to take a photo) but has ignored it ever since

Any suggestions for toys that your cats love will be appreciated. I think part of the problem could be her thyroid pills are making her hyper. I give them at night but am going to switch to mornings. Also she’s never been disciplined and knows she won’t get in trouble if she acts like a brat.

Thanks for any suggestions

13/04/2025

Well as you can tell by this photo, I was forced to go to the most evil of all vets. My face shows how I felt about his hugs. I’ve lost a little more weight. I’m down to 4 pounds 15 ounces. Down 2 ounces since my last visit. He did bloodwork again to check my thyroid and it’s still perfect.

I don’t have fleas (so rude that they even suggested that). But I have a likely allergy so I have to take an allergy pill.

The evil vet asked if anything changed in the house that is stressing me out. Mom said no Then she remembered that my doggie sister, Bella has been coming up to my bedroom every day so she can play with her fake puppies without the other dogs stealing them. Bella has been getting territorial and barking at me and chasing me off the bed. Mom has now limited Bella’s “baby time” to just a couple hours a day so I can have my bed back. So I’ve been happier

I’m eating a lot and dad says I’m looking fatter (how rude). And mom ordered me a Kitty Kurtz which should get delivered tomorrow

06/04/2025

Yesterday was a bad day. Mom and dad spent all day visiting with the grandkids. Came home for a few minutes just to leave again to go to church. It was almost dark before they finally got home. I p**ped on mom’s bed just so she knew I wasn’t happy.

Tuesday is going to be even worse. She’s taking me back to the evil vet. She’s still worried that I’m losing weight. Even through last month when she thought I was too skinny we went to the vet and my weight was the same. But now mom noticed I’m itching a lot and my neck is losing hair. So back to the vet we have to go. Guess I’ll have to p**p on her bed again.

14/03/2025

Nothing makes me happier than when mom is sick and gets to spend the day in bed cuddling with me. Mom and dad have Covid but sadly mom feels pretty good so far, so we haven’t spent much time cuddling.

Bad dad is another story. He slept for 3 days and was achy. And then the unthinkable happened. Dad took my heating pad. I was really mad. Mom said we had to pray that he felt better soon. But I prayed that he would get fleas. I guess God only listened to mom’s prayers because today dad felt better and he didn’t appear to have fleas. But at least I have my heating pad back. Hopefully mom will feel like sleeping and cuddling tomorrow