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The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace My name is Layla Grace. I am a small black pitbull. My mom says I'm the cutest muffin ever. I'm gonn

Okay SOLast I telled uWe were in Wisconsy doin a day of Relax and Steal Snacks.The next day was MOMMY MERRYTHON DAY.alwa...
18/09/2025

Okay SO

Last I telled u
We were in Wisconsy doin a day of Relax and Steal Snacks.

The next day was MOMMY MERRYTHON DAY.

always she likes me to come to her Merrythons. I like to go to the start and say GOOD LUCK MOMMY and then at the end I wait for her and I wiggle around and ask people to give me treats and then Iay in the grass when she come thru the finish line and we have a B-nanner.

However. This time. It was TUNDYSTORM the whole race. Well. She say there were 6 mile in the middle with no rain but tundys on both sides of that 6 mile!! So I did not go to the start line bc the tundys were make start to shake. Daddy put me back in the bed to calm down and have a Magic Cookie.

Daddy kept tell me updates all day how Mommy was doing. And then he said, "okay time to see her at the finish!!"

We thought the storms were to stop. so we waited in the car while Daddy fed me cheese curds to help with my ank-shus. And in fact the rain did slow down at last! Hooray! We went outside to stand at the finish line bc I knew Mommy was coming through.

AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THE TUNDYBOOMS AGAIN. Heckin Frite but i knew I had to be brave to see Mommy.

Mommy came thru the finish line laff so hard and daddy said "what happen? Why you are laff?" And it was because while she was run thru, I heard a tundyboom and it did me a frite and I stopped to p**p at ah-zackt-lee the same moment as she cross the line. Daddy did not see my poo bc he was take a foto of Mommy but she saw me and she did laff so hard.

Anyway. Mommy did inform Daddy, he pickt up the p**poo, and then I gave Mommy a smol kiss and was whooshed away back into the car with my blankey. TOO MUCH GOIN ON AND I WAS DAMP.

I had to have two more cheese curd to make up for this trauma.

Anyway momma and me took a nap and then she and Daddy went out to celly-brate her big race and I continued to nap. I wish I could have join them for the Naychur Walk but I was so sleepy. The nite turned out to be real perfect and sunny and pretty and no more tundys.

Turn out Wisconsy been have a drout which is when no rain happen for a long time. Before my Grandpa went to heaven, always he would go places and it would rain and he would say "oh no bad luck I am the rain god". And now Mommy has that luck and she say "oh no I am the daughter of the rain god." But the Finland People from Wisconsy were soooo happy for the rain, some of them telled Mommy, "you gotta come back and do this race every year now!!" They like us so much up here I think we are Onny-Rarey Wisconsys now, should join the local FB group to see when the potlucks and holly-day parties are!

The next morning it was time to drive to the YOU P*E. Momma says akshully it is the "UP" but there are lots of woods where I like to rompus and go potty, so I think it is the YOU P*E anyway.

We went to a place called INTY-STATE FALLS. These wateyfalls are in Wisconsy and Mishy-gen at the same time, so we were too when we went to visit! My fav-o-rit states!!

Sometimes wateyfall do me a frite and some time I find them real relax, and we never know which it will be until we get there.

Well this trail was THE BEST and it was cool and breezy and foresty and I loved it. So I was real relax. And then... Layla Geraldine saw her moment and took over.

One minit I am do my Forest TrottyTrots real good with Daddy, the next minit OH NO LAYLA GERALDINE SCOOTIN HER BUTT THE WHOLE WAY DOWN A HILL.

Oops.

There was a lot of mud bc of the rain the day before, so I had a lot of good rollarounds and army crawls.

A nice Famlee took our foto. These were the good kind of WateyFalls that I did enjoy. And then I did RowdyBounces all the way back to the car.

We also did stop at a place call Stormy Kromer which is the name of the winter hat everyone Up North wears. There was a giant one and I was placed inside it for a foto and now I know my noggin will stay toasty this winter.

Finally we did stop for a hot dog (well Mommy got a hot dog and I did try to have a nibble) and then made it to Muney-Sing Mishy-gen. I have been to this hotel on Lake Supey 3 time now and I do love it. It's so pretty and the lake being rite outside our door calms me for rest

Un-for-chu-net-lee I was not permit to go on the boat cruise with MommyDaddy, so I made sure to make them feel real guilty when they left. They told me jus rest up bc we had a big day at the Shipwreck Museum the next morning!! So I did try to jus sing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzy softly until I fell asleep.

Really I wish we could just move O-hi-o over a bit so we could get to Mishy-gen and Wisconsy real faster bc I do love these states so v much!!

Well the next thing we did was drive from Indy-anna to Wisconsy and it was a long day of driving. Also it was real warm ...
08/09/2025

Well the next thing we did was drive from Indy-anna to Wisconsy and it was a long day of driving. Also it was real warm outside so Mommy did not want me walking around too much and burning my toetoes on the ground.

But she made shure I still had a great time.

First we did stop to see a giant cow at the Cheese Chalet. And also Mommy bought cheese for us to snack on from there!

Then we went to visit CULVER. We have never had a Culver before but Mommy's inty-net friends love it and told her she simply must try it. Well it was maybe the best chikky tendy I have ever had on a road trip so I say Thank U to these inty-net friends, we will look for Culver on every trip now!

I think akshully I ate too many chikky tendy so I had to do a nap on momma's lap for a little bit afore we got back on the road. Oops.

Then we stopt at Home Of The World First-Ever Salad Bar. Mommy LOVE a salad bar but we didn't have time to have a dinner. So she went in and did chat with the resty-ront people and they showed her the fancy First-Ever Salad Bar. I was hopeful she could bring a salad out to us but she said no, she said maybe next summer we will get to visit again.

Instead she did illy-strate a foto of what I would look like runnin to the salad bar for a little treat. Wow I think it is real ack-yoor-ut.

We did arrive at our Ski Lodge in Wisconsy jus around sunset. And boy oh boy it was a pretty one but it was so brite I couldn't see. I had a smol grump bout this. I know Mommy wants me to Be Comfort at all times, why she did let the sun be so brite in my lil eyeballs??

Anyway I got a real good snoozle and a chikky salad for dinner (well it was Mommy's chikky salad but I leapt up and put my toes in the takeout container)

The next day Mommy did Relax Asplore and Write. I wanted to go with but she said I was bein a bit sassy and I probly would not like the steep hill to hike and also I mite be too rowdy and distract her from writing. She said she know my fave part of travel is sleep in the hotel bed so I should stay home and help her with the Relax part of the day later.

I know these things are true but HECKIN HECK I wanted to put my toes in Lake Supey!!!

Anyway. She put on a Nay-chur Program for me to watch, bout Yellowstone Park where we went last summer. And then she left

But she forgot a sweater for the cold Lake Supey Breezes so she had to come back and when she came back...

Well I had Two Toes And A Nose in the takeout trash bag from last nite. There was like 4 bite of salad and a ketchup packet no one else had eaten so I thought I would eat it. Mommy said "how you do this so fast Miss Layla Grace?" And I said "Oh so un-for-chu-net, not Layla Grace here only Layla Geraldine may I take a message??"

Anyway the food was remove from my toes which was a heckin bummer and then I went back to sleep and waited for Mommy to come home so we could sleep more.

Wisconsy air is just real nice so with the window open I am get the real best sleep up here!!

Tomorrow I will tell u bout the waterfall!!

Good morning happy Labor Day! I hope u are not havin to do a labor today (unless you are gonna have a smol baby in which...
01/09/2025

Good morning happy Labor Day! I hope u are not havin to do a labor today (unless you are gonna have a smol baby in which case good job congrats ur doin great!).

To help u focus on fun and not The Labors Of Work I will begin to tell u the tale of Goin To Wisconsy!

We went Wisconsy the beginning of August. Really it is one of my fav-o-rit states. That and Mishy-gen, they are rite next to each other and I super do enjoy them both! Mommy ran a Merrython Up North so I got to come along to cheer for her.

The first day it was just me and Mommy on the road. We went from our house to Indy-anna. Daddy had to work that day so we did Girls Trip!

We had to drive all the way across Ohio. Wow it's real long and bore. Mommy found a real nice virgin Mary to visit but I had to wait pay-shent-lee in the car for her. So I had some amoshuns bout that. Momma said it was real nice and maybe next time we drive past I can get out in the parking lot to get a better view.

Anyway as it turn out all of Ohio is UNDER THE STRUCK-SHUN so there were lots of road rumblies. Those do me quite a Frite so I had to be move into the back seat on my little bed so I couldn't feel them as much. But I was still scare so I did try to hide behind Mommy's notebook.

Finally after many hour (too many hour of mommy singin songs in the car ugh) we made it to Indy-anna!! We like a place call The Blue Heron Inn. It is real dog friendly. Everyone fusses over me and says I'm a cutie patootie and the bed is soft and the resty-ront makes real good chikin and from our room we can see the little lake!!

Mommy went to get dinner and do some writing so i watched the Weather Channel and snoozed in the bed while waiting for her to bring me Chikin. I did my nitetime Affy-may-shuns and said things like "I was a good girl today. I am deserve all the love. Soft beds are made for me. Yes in fact I am worthy of another potpie"

When we went out for potty there were so many white SUV cars and I thought maybe some of them did belong to Auntie Danielle and she had maybe come along too! But none of them were her. I checked them all 😔

Finally Mommy and me got ready for bed. Daddy left Pittsburgh on the midnite train so we watched the little phone app to see where he was.

I was v sleepy and just wanted to snuggle. Finally we saw he was almost to The Blue Heron Inn!! Daddy and I took a quick snooze when he arrived so Mommy had time to do her morning journals.

And then we did one more foto by the lake and off we went to Wisconsy!! I can't wait to tell u bout the rest of the trip. I will say a spoiler and it is that Layla Geraldine ALSO came to Wisconsy.

Well jus when I start to get Mommy back on track telling my stories, she whisk me away to Wisconsy and we had NO PHONE S...
13/08/2025

Well jus when I start to get Mommy back on track telling my stories, she whisk me away to Wisconsy and we had NO PHONE SERVICE and I thought she was gonna swim out the lake and become a mermaid and leave me on shore.

But now we are home and I can continue to tell u bout Dave-cay-shun. I will do all the rest of the days in this post even tho it is a long post. (That is bc tomorrow is a Speshul Day and then I want to tell u bout Wisconsy soon!)

So. In New Hampshy, I woke up to get pets and cuddles from Auntie. This is really the best thing bout Dave-cay-shun and I don't think anyone talk bout it enuff. Every morning, there is Auntie. Every nite before bed, a kiss on my noggin from Auntie. Never do I have to miss Auntie too long bc if she's in the other room and I miss her I just cry until she comes to see me!!

So that is real best.

Mommy had writing to do so she LEFT ME and went to a coffeeshop and I had some big feelings bout this. Bc I have been a coffeeshop before and I know good dogs are often allow. Heckin heck.

But I did forgive bc there was more Chikin Bacon Ranch Peetsa when she got home.

Anyway I caught up on my snoozles and my Ree-ally-tee TV while Momma and Auntie went to see Dave Mathey. They had a real good time and we stayed up v late eating more Peetsa.

The next day we went shopping to 2 dog stores. One I was made Fameus on their FB page. Wow v excite!! Everything smelled so good and everyone patted me and said my smile is very pretty. And the other had a sign that said "We like Lake Winni and think U will too!" Maybe someday my cousin Winnie will get to come to Lake Winni! That would be so cool.

Next we began our journey south to the Philly-delfy-uh. First we did stop to meet the statue of Grandpa Ralph who did invent the first video games! Real cool.

And then we went souther even still to have a day in Co-nekty-cut. It was v hot here so I was not permit to walk on the road. I had to go in my strolley. Which was fine bc in the strolley everyone knows I am a Real Speshul Princess and that's nice.

However. Somehow we lost a wheel. Mommy and Auntie couldn't find it anywhere. I was jus rollin around on three wheel like a pezzunt. They didn't even notice and none of the people who stopped to say "oh what a lovely Speshul Princess!" told us neither!

We did try to go to the Seaport bc I wanted to see lots of boats. However. Broken wheel and it was real spen-sive and also v hot so we jus saw the boats outside. And then we had to wander around to find the missing wheel and I don't think I have ever seen Mommy and Auntie laff that hard in my life!! Someone had found it rite by our car and placed it on a little ledge for us to see. How I went all the way thru the parky lot, cross the road, up the little ramp, and parkt outside the seaport before they realized!

We stayed at a strange little house that was posed to be on the beach but wasn't. And maybe it had ghosts but I'm not shure. It DEFFY had spiders and they trapt Momma on the porch while she did convince them to move out the way. So my dinner was on a delay and I was like, oh please I am STARVE.

The next morning we did the final drive to Philly-delfy-uh. Wow it was a LONG drive so much traffic so many rude drivers that made Mommy say WHAT THE HECKIN HECK (but she said it with some words I am not allow to type oops). First we did try to go to a beach that said "dogs love it here" but when we got there, they said "haha j/k no dogs are allowed unless it's heckin WINTER."

Freeze my toes off, I will not thank u v much. 😡

Mommy did find a patch of sand where I was allow to place my toes, so that was nice. I love to stand on sand. Feels so good. But still I was sad bout not getting to see the Sea.

So to make it up to me bc I was sad, Mommy and Auntie took me to a place with a giant Go-rilly and he held me in his hand like I was a teeny tiny smol baby. That was a lot of fun.

When we got to the house in Philly-delfy-uh, Daddy and Uncle Jon and Auntie April were there!! Cousin Richard could not come this time sadly bc he was at Camp for the week with his brother. But we had a grand time to all hang out together.

The house had a LOT of steps and Mommy was v proud of me for how well I went up and down them like a little grownup.

While all the Famlee was over the river in the Newest of Jerseys, I stayed on the couch to watch An-Teek Road Show some more. This TV only had the one from England so now I am also good at Doing An Appraise of A Spot Of Tea My Dear and Biskit Tins and Old Hoovers.

This weekend was tooooo hot for puppies to be outside so I jus stayed in the air condishy and had my v first oh-fish-ul Philly Cheese Steak broughten to me. It was pretty good. It had cheese and it had steak and I enjoy both of these things. We got it from a place called Angelo and the people from Philly said "oh v good Layla Grace, you chose rite, we can't even tell u are a tourist."

I also had a lot of time being dramatic and sleeping in silly ways on the couch bc I thought it was so fun and cosy. We had a v long drive home and I got to sit with Auntie and that was best bc we stopped at a chikky nuggy window.

Baisklee it was the most fun trip and I can't wait to do another one soon!!

So the second day of Dave-cay-shun we were real heckin busy!!! It is sort of almost like what Dave Mathey says in that s...
07/08/2025

So the second day of Dave-cay-shun we were real heckin busy!!! It is sort of almost like what Dave Mathey says in that song: there was "So Much To See".

First we started with some Nashynul Park areas. The first was Ms Eleanor's House. Wow I loved this place a lot. The grass was so nice and it was Very Peace. We got to see the Stone Cottage, the Swimmy Pool (I was not allow to swimmy heckin heck), and then the BEST part, Ms Eleanor's Walk.

Well as I'm shure you can already guess, when we got on the trail, someone ELSE did show up. And that someone was... Layla Geraldine. Oh dear.

I told her she gotta stop showing up when things are muddy bc then it is me Layla Grace who end up getting the baff after, not her. But she do not lissen.

One minit we were do the walk have a nice time and then BOOM there she is. She did roly-polies alllll down the fresh wet grass. Layla Geraldine got my coat and my pretty scarf all wet and soggy. Heckin heck.

But then when Mommy said "are we not behaving?" Layla Geraldine was GONE and it was just me back to get in trubbel. 😒

Mommy had me pose for more Fotos and one she said, "this is where Ms Eleanor would do her walks and ThinkinThoughts." And I love to do ThinkinThoughts so Mommy told me to pose like I am doin them rite on the trail like Ms Eleanor.

Well. I don't know what went thru my brain when she took the Fotos bc I look like a hot mess. So hard to be a Layla some days.

Anyway next it was Mr Franklin's house. He loved the woods and nay-chur too. We went to see the pretty gardens and then I did sniff some flowers. After that I got to sit at a table and pretend I was have lunch with the Roosey-velts! I felt so thoughtful and wise thinkin bout how they liked nay-chur and book stories and I like those things too.

Finally we made one quick stop at the Vandy-bilt House. It was real ah-normus and fancy. I wasn't allow to do a tour and we didn't have much time anyway so I jus had Auntie Shell take my foto with Mommy.

On the road Mommy is real good about find places to pull over and see things. Some of the things I was too sleepy to get out and see but we could park rite next to the big Milk Bottle so I got out and sat there.

It was real brite so Momma put sunnies on me. I thought I lookt so cool. I lookt jus like Mr Timmy from Dave Mathey Band when he is bout to do a real big guitar solo. 😎

I was so sleepy so Mommy and Auntie set me up with a soft blanket and put on An-Teek Road Show for me to watch while they went to the concert. I wish I could go the concert too but I did have fun learn bout how to Do An Appraise of old books and weird candles.

The best part was they got me P*ETSA on the drive home and we all snuggled on the couch and watched more Below The Deck while eating Peetsa.

I wish we could do Dave-cay-shun every week.

Goob morning frens this summer has been so busy!!Would u like to guess where I have been??The hints are,1) it was in the...
06/08/2025

Goob morning frens this summer has been so busy!!

Would u like to guess where I have been??

The hints are,
1) it was in the woods
2) Dave Mathey was there
3) I had lots of lobstah
4) Mommy and Auntie started to talk with a weird accent

That's rite we went to NEW HAMPSHY!!!!

we jus got home last week from Dave-cay-shun which is where we go somewhere in the world to see Dave Mathey. And this year Mommy and Auntie chose New Hampshy.

Wow the time we had was really the best!!

I will tell u bout each day.

We did start with have to drive thru Pen-see-vaney-uh. That is where we live (we call it Pee-aye) but we live on the one end of it and we had to go all the way across which took FOREVER.

Thankfully there is a place to stop halfway that has ah-moose-mint park for dogs!! It is called KNOEBELS (Mommy had to help me with the spelling) and there are four ride for dogs.

Well. It was a little warm and Mommy was worried bout my toesies and also I was too excite to drink water, so she only let me do two of the four ride. So I guess we gotta go back.

We rode the train first and it was probly the most fun I have ever had!! Wow. We went through the forest and under the rolley-coaster and the wind blew my ears out all wacky and I got to smell a lot of smells very fast bc we were zip zip thru the trees so quick!!

At the end I had so much fun I didn't want to get off and all the people in line said "you can do it Layla! You can get off the train we believe in you!" And finally Mommy placed me on the ground so I had to get up and they all cheered. Was a bit embarrass if I am tell the truths.

Second we rode the merry go round and that was lots of fun too! Except that Auntie said it was the fastest merry go round EVER and Mommy said "oh no LaLa I'm to do a barf" so I had to sit very still and be a real good girl so she would be ok.

I wish we could have stayed and done the other two rides but maybe we can go again and take Lily too.

We had to keep driving thru Pee-aye for like a Milly-on more hours and so Mommy found places to stop like see a real giant moo cow, and then the part of the state where three states touch and I got to put my toes in all 3 states at one time.

It was v woo woo and spirry-chul and I was like WHOA.

Finally we did cross the border into the New York and arrive our cosy cabin for the nite. I liked this place bc it was real cute with a extra soft couch and a virgin Mary in the yard to keep us safe. Momma always stops when she find a virgin Mary on the road so I know it is good to have one at the house.

Then we did order MAC N CHEEZY and watch Below The Deck and rest up for the busy days ahead!!

Tomorrow I will tell u about the Nashynul Parks we did visit!!

Okay frens the NEXT thing we did this summer was, my cousin Winnie came to stay with us!! Her dad and seester were on a ...
14/07/2025

Okay frens the NEXT thing we did this summer was, my cousin Winnie came to stay with us!! Her dad and seester were on a cavation so she stayed at our house and we had so much fun.

We ordered Crab Rangoonys on momma's food phone app and then we had a Couch Lounge Nite. Winnie said "hmmm what TV program should we watch?" And I said "hmmm I heard bout this show called Below The Deck and I heard the Cap-tin is a real cutie."

And Winnie said "oh I do love cute boys and trashy TV, that sound rite up my alley."

So basiklee it was one Milly-on degree outside the whole time she was visiting, so we got thru A LOT of eppy-sodes of Below The Deck. We did think Cap-tin Jason was a real cutie even tho Mommy had to put her hands over our eyes during the Cap-tin Lounge eppy-sode bc she said we are not old enuff yet.

Heckin heck.

Sometimes Winnie and me wanted to work on our WWE wrestling moves and Mommy would have to say "okay that enuff it is baby gate time." And that was when we would be Extra Drama and cry and pretend we were suffer so much to be apart. Really made my parents feel bad for placing us in a jail so that was fun.

Anyway mostly we did binge watch our ree-ally-tee TV program and eat crab rangoony and then we had to help Momma do her journaling and planners. We were real helpful and liked to follow her around the house all day.

We also did get to go for a walk the one day it was under 90 degree and someone had left a great artwork outside so we did pretend to be V Smart Art Gallery Vizzy-tors. I said "oh the colors are so nice" and Winnie said "oh I bet this artwork would taste delishus" and I said "oh yes u are rite bet this would be dee-lite-ful to chew." Mommy said that's not ah-zakt-lee what V Smart Art Gallery Vizzy-tors would say but I think probly we were close.

Sadly the week went by real fast and afore we knew it it was time for Winnie's Famlee to come collect her. we were both real sad but she was sooooo happy to see them, ah-speshully her seester. Wow I can tell she love them so much!!

Anyway I do hope we can watch Winnie the next time they go on cavation. However I DID tell her some Tips N Tricks of how to Do Travel As A Verruh So-fisty-cate Dog Of The World so maybe she will get to go on road trips with them like I go with Mommy.

Okay my frens today will be my first update for you all!At the v end of May, we went to the O-hi-o to see Dave Mathey!! ...
30/06/2025

Okay my frens today will be my first update for you all!

At the v end of May, we went to the O-hi-o to see Dave Mathey!! (Well, my parents and my auntie and my uncle went, I had to stay in the house with my cousin Richard while they went the show. Heckin heck.)

First I had to get dressed in my Dave Mathey Outfit and then we got on the road!!

I had never been to this house in the O-hi-o before but I knew rite away when we got there that it was Our Place for the weekend!!

It was a v fine house, lots of room for ah-venchurs. My first ah-venchur was to sit on the couch and get lots of love and attenshun from Auntie Shell. Wow that was so best ❤️❤️

The first nite it was real bee-yooty-ful out so Daddy made us dinner on the grill (Richard and me got our own lil hamburglrs) and then we sat out on the deck and the grownups had wine and I snuggled with my stuffy Grafton Monster and Richard sat on laps. We stayed up late into the nite talking about all sorts of things. And I thought, "wow, SUMMER is here. The BEST time."

However

The next morning, the earth did have other plans for us. And those plans were, IT WILL BE COLD AND IT WILL RAIN ALL DAY. IT IS NOT SUMMER AT ALL.

Heckin heck.

I had a real good nite sleep bc I snuggled with Auntie Shell. Wow I was so fast asleep and cosy that I did somehow bust out my shirt and it became a toga. V barrass.

But then in the morning Mommy came to collect me and feed me brekkie and I thought she would fix the toga sit-yoo-ashun, but stead she had to take a foto of it first. 😒

Anyway. I thought we would have some fun things to do, but the weather said NOPE. The plans Mommy had for us to go to a park, we could not do.

But Mommy did not want to be coopt up all day inside, so she kept the screen door shut and the big door open so we could hear the gentle sounds of REAL HECKIN COLD RAIN. My mother. Sometime I am like "wut".

Anyway she wrapt me up in her flannel shirt so I would stay warm. And that was nice.

After our parents got home from the show, they did order a Peetsa for us to all share! Mommy and Auntie Shell found this nice Peetsa place last summer on Dave-cay-shun and we ordered from them again. They make Peetsa with funny names that the grownups laff about, and speshul Peetsa that taste like a taco and hoagies that are v meaty. So delish.

However. Our driver got lost. And so the Peetsa did not arrive until late in the nite! Wow took so long. Finally he did find our house and we did celly-brate bc the Peetsa was so tasty.

But then it was time for bed already and then time to go home away from our frens 😞 I am glad we have a longer Dave-cay-shun to look forward to in July bc two nite with our Dave Mathey Famlee is not enuff!!

Wow frensI haven't seent u all in so longI'm shure u already know the answer why.Yes that is riteIt is my heckin motherA...
27/06/2025

Wow frens
I haven't seent u all in so long

I'm shure u already know the answer why.
Yes that is rite
It is my heckin mother

As u know I am jus a smol baby so I am not allow on the World Wide Web without a parent doing me a soopy-vise.
And when my Mommy is a big mess, she do not let me here on the Inty-net.

Anyway.
This morning I got out my crafting pens and my notebook paper and I made this list of all the thing that I have been doin that she has not allow me to share with you
And then I stared at her like MOTHER DO U SEE

and she said "okay okay Layla Grace I see. Let's update your Inty-net Famlee."

So I told her she has to stick to a schedule with me the next week and get everyone real Filled In and Up To Date on my life.

I have been doing fun and portant busy things and NO ONE KNOWS.

for ahzample I have attend 2 concerts and also one concert trip where I couldn't go to the akshual music just the trip part

My cousin Winnie stayed with us for one whole week and we were really good girls and even though it was too hot to go outside and play, we had a v. exy-lent time bc we got Obsessy with the TV program BELOW THE DECK AW-STRAYL-YA. wow. There a lot of drama and cute boys on that program so I'm shure you can see why Winnie and me did love it so much.

Also Stelly and me went on a date which would have been real nice but we had to bring my cousins Baby and Bandit with us. Heckin heck.

Anyway I want to show you Fotos from these ah-venchurs!!

Also I finded a nice dog FartsNCrafts project that I want to do this summer with Stelly so hopefully Auntie will be able to come over and help with that.

It has been too hot to do much outside besides bake like a potato every day. Which I have been do A LOT OF. Even though MommyDaddy say "Layla Grace come in it is too hot!" I do not care. I am solar power. I am charge in the sun. I am a baking potato every day.

But soon it will be a little more cool for awhile so I am hope we can have BBQ and have campfire and have Sit Outside Tiem.

And while we are stuck inside with the air condishy, I will make shure Mommy helps me write more posts

Okay I love u all thank u for reading my brief update ❤️❤️ please talk to me in the comments bc Mommy reads them all to me 😇

Friends do ur Momma get a thing in the summer call "summer stressies"?I don't think it is a thing but my Mommy said it I...
11/06/2025

Friends do ur Momma get a thing in the summer call "summer stressies"?

I don't think it is a thing but my Mommy said it IS a thing and she said she got it.

She said "summer rite now really STRESS ME OUT." And I said, let's get ice cweams this will help. And she told me "no. Ice cweams do NOT help and what helps is, little baby angel Layla Graces assisting with chores."

I don't know, really I think sometimes Mommy say she found a study that prove a point but the study is one she writed in her own mind. Hmm.

Anyway. She said she got a lot on her mind bc work is real crazy, she is train for the next merrython, she is teach the dance classes every month, she is plan Dave-cay-shun ideas for next month, and our house was a whole mess after all the struck-shun and the power being out and things breaking. She said rite now her brain is like a po-tay-toe bc she got too many thing Doin Dis-traks.

I do like to be helpful!! So I Did A Decide that I will help Mommy by remind her of our chores. If I can make a list of the thing we have to do, she will not have to member it all on her own. And then she will be less stress.

First I had to remind her to take the londree upstair to the washer. We had to unpack from go to O-hi-o for a couple days and that meant sweaters in the wash. Then we did a declutter and I had to remind her to take out the trash bags.

Then I know she is try to stay hydrate, so I tried to remind her to drink water. But what I did was knock over my water bottle and then get stuck bc it was in my way. Oops.

And then at nite sometime she is look at her fone too much and get sad and worried. So I stand there and stare at her to remind her that she should stead go upstair with me to read a book and snuggle.

And I also did pull out her meal planner to remind her that we are making healthy Ressy-P for noo-trish-un.

Anyway I think I have done a good job so far. She is feeling a little less stress bc thing are working better in our house.

Sometime I feel like it is a full time job to take care of Mommy. I hope Daddy pree-she-ates me do this so he can do the focus on earn us money so Mommy can retire to care for me all day 😇

Always I am thinkin bout a plan.

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