The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace (2026)

14/08/2026

Well I have had a Really Great Birfday!!

Even tho MommyDaddy had to work today, they made shure I had a speshul day.

Mommy gave me a new soft blankey in the morning and I was allow to open a present and do some paper shreds which are my fave thing.

Daddy took me out for a fine rompus in the afternoon when it was warm and pleasant out.

And then when Mommy came home from work, we went out on an ah-venchur!!

Mommy bought me a new Strolley so that I can go for walks more often (because I am poky like a turtle) and so that I can be out sightseeing when it's warm and my toes can't go on the pavement. She wants me to get used to it on nice days so that when I need it on a hot day, I will Unstand how to sit proper in it and enjoy the ride

So today we did a Test Drive thru the park.

At first I was not real shure because we hit a few bumps along the path.

But Mommy telled me, it's jus like the little train at the amusey park! And that made sense. Once I realized I could jus relax and Do Some Sniffins I really did enjoy the ride.

People stopped to make a real fuss over me so that helped me see what fun the ride can be also.

And the best part was that the ride ended at the ice cweams shop!!!

Oh wow what a nice surprise. I got a smol cup of ice cweams and there was so much even in the smol one that Mommy brought half home to put in the freeze for tomorrow. TWO DAY OF ICE CWEAMS WOW.

It was a really great day and now Mommy and me are to get into bed and snuggle and get some rest. I cannot believe I am eleven year old. I feel like jus a smol puppy still!

11/08/2026

Wow I wanted to tell everyone a thing tonite.

We have been having the TunderBooms outside a lot this week so I have not been able to do my Baking Potato Tiem like normal.

When I am baking like a potato I got No Thoughts Only Vibes. Nothing much in my brain but the sunshine and the happies

But I have had to be inside. And Mommy has been inside with me and she's been kinda sad lately. She said sometime August bring the Presshuns and just make her so sad.

So I have been doin a good job to take care of her and stay close and snuggle. And we have been read stories and do ThinkinThoughts.

And do you know what came up in our ThinkinThoughts today?

Ten years ago today, I was run around like a silly wild nugget on the streets. Can you believe that?? Can u believe me, perfect angel baby Layla Grace, was running wild thru the streets and snackin on Forbidden Sidewalk Treatos and hiding from the po-po??

Well

Ten years ago plus three days, it was my birfday, and I was turn One Year Old which is really quite grownup. And that day, on my birfday in the year 2016, the po-po came to get me, and I knew that I had to leave behind my life of road snacks and having a frite being alone all the time, because they were gonna deposit me at the shelter where my new life could begin!

Anyway Mommy and me were just thinkin bout how ten year ago she meeted me for the first time. And how it was the best day ever for both of us (and for Daddy too).

I can't believe it is bout to be my birfday and I'm bout to turn eleven and be so grownup.

It is make Mommy even a lil more sad than normal and she said birfdays be like that sometimes. She said sometimes her birfday make her sad too even though our birfdays are days she loves.

Mommies do be a bit Com-plee-kate sometimes.

Anyway Mommy said we can celly-brate all week and I can have friends over and everything so I am real excite about that! I can't believe I'm such a grownup now. Because the thing is even tho I am to be eleven, you can see I am akshully Just A Baby.

06/08/2026

Today I must say HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MY AUNTIE SHELL

I love u so much

I love to do the Dave-cay-shun with you so that we have can have snuggles and make dinosaur sounds together.

I love to watch the An-teeks Road Show with you and learn how to Do Appraises of old lamps and glitter things from the past

I love that u got us matchy shirts so we can be TWIN

I even love u so much that I don't mind when u and Mommy have the radio on and somehow u sing the same backup words at the same time even tho you didn't plan that.

I love when we watch Dateline and we both know who did it but we have to asplain it to Mommy bc she got the ADHD and forgot to pay attenshun

I love even when I am try to Be Real Sireus and you are Doin Funnies in the background!

I am so glad u are in my life and that you go on trips with me and I hope u had a really great birfday even tho it couldn't be a best birfday because I wasnt with u. (I tried to get Mommy to deliver me to your house but she was busy. Heckin heck.)

Pls everyone to enjoy these nice fotos of me and my Auntie Shell from when we went away last month!! We had the best time even tho the sky was trying to do us a murder and a lettuce did try to do Daddy spuh-siffiky-lee a murder. I wish every week was Dave-cay-shun week with my Auntie!! ❤️❤️

09/07/2026

Frens did u know that the Route 66 has turnt 100 this year? That's like even older than my momma who is v old! WOW.

To celly-brate, we are drive all of the Route 66 this year. But it is long and Mommy wants us to see all the things, so we are do a little at a time.

Last week we did MISS-ORRY and Kan-zus and Oklahomey! I would like to share some of our site-seein.

First, we had to load up the car. Always our car is so full. I wanted to ride up front next to Momma who was driving, however, Grandma had All Them Pil-los and I was heckin stuck!!

Finally I got unstuck and placed in the backseat with my seester Lily. We drove a few hours then stopped for Ham Sammys (I put my toe in the whole bag of ham which apparently I was not posed to do oops).

When we got to the hotel OH NO the fridgey was broked. It was one in the a.m. but we needed the fridge so we had to call the mans and then even tho I was real sleepy I had to stay awake to help the mans install a new fridgey.

The next morning I should have been sleepy but stead I was ROWDY. I kept try to escape the backseat with Lily.

Finally we made it to Route 66!!! Mommy stopped us at a fine lonch spot where Lily and I were able to purchase a order of Dog Fries FrenchyFries For Dogs. Wow that is So Service!!

After we eated so much, we had to do some fitness. So we went for walkies at the Ca-hoki-uh Mounds. I do love to asplore a good mound. I did a brief Moment Of Observe and then next thing I knew there was Geraldine doin her potato rollies. Heckin heck.

Anyway even tho Geraldine was doing bads, I was all goods and so I was done a reward of FIRST CON-KREET ICE CWEAMS. Con-kreet is like a v soft and delish ice cweams and we had the best ones ever in St Loueys!! Mommy shared her berry vanilla one with me and I want like a hundred more.

It was so hot outside so Lily and me were mostly made to stay in the air condishy. But we did get out in Pah-siffy Miss-orry to Get Our Kicks.

Mommy kept say that, I guess it is a saying bout the road? So me and Lily did kick up our toe toes so that we could say we getted our kicks on Route 66!

Finally we did arrive in SPRINGFIELD and there we found a Dommy-no Peetsa. Mommy said Dave Cay-shun is rite round the corner so we need to praktiss eat our dommy-nos!

The first day was so long but it was real good. Already we had so many ah-venchurs!!!

27/06/2026

Frens my June has been

~wow a lot so busy~

But I did not want to leave u hangin, as last u seent me in the Chatty-noogy. And you knowed that I was goin other places too! Did not want you to think that I forgot to tell u the rest of the story!

After we left Tenny-see, Mommy and me drove one state down to GEORGE-UH!! And you know who was there in George-uh?!

MY OTHER AUNTIE DANIELLE!!! I love her so much and soon she is move Verruh far away from me, so I was real excite to get to see her one last time.

First thing first my Uncle Papa Roger did greet me and give me pats. And then I went into the house and got to meet my cousin Kylie for the first time!! We been frens on the inty-net for a while but we did finally get to meet in person. Well, I had to be held up like a lil suspendy-potato bc Kylie gets a lil rowdy sometimes. But it was still fun.

And then we got onto the road!! Miss Kylie had to stay home sadly but that did mean I got all of Auntie Danielle's attenshun to myself

Before we left town we went and had a fine lunch at a place where I was broughten bacon! Wow I didn't know in George-uh they just feed u bacon by hand on the patty-o!!

Next we headed to the shore. WOW it was still hot by the sea! I thought there would be gentle breezes but not really

So I did stay inside in the air condishy while Mommy and Auntie were out Doing Stuff. Mommy brought me a Wild Caught George-uh Shrimps and OH MAH DOG it was the best shrimps I have ever had!!!

The next day it was time for me to try Beach again. I have tried Beach once before and it did me a frite. Mostly I only like Lake Mishy-gen or Lake Supey Sand, but Mommy said I should give the Atlanty Oshun a try before we see the Pah-siffy later this year.

Well it was not the worst. Water was real warm on my toes and the waves were little and not scary. Mommy said I was very brave!! I wore my swimmies and my lil shark suit for extra safety but it was akshully a little fun

The next morning we went to the other beach and that was even more fun even tho there were lil buggies trying to nibble on me

On the drive home we stopped to see a His-torry-cul Space and I learned many things. And then we went to dinner by Aunties house and they had a dog menu and I got a fine plate of SammyFish!!!

Oh ALSO I got to ride in auntie's con-verty-bull and I NEED MOMMA TO GET A VERTY-BULL RITE NOW BC I DID LOVE IT SO MUCH. wow the wind in my ears I did enjoy it!!

We had to say goodbye to Auntie and I cried a lot and Mommy cried a lot and she said we need to be fame-us like TayTay Swift so we can have a plane to fly us to New Z-Land to see my Auntie more.

The next day Mommy and me had to drive home v long 11 hours. We did some sightsees, like, I got to sit on a oatmeal pie, and then we saw the GIANT SUN OF TENNY-SEE.

It was good to get home bc I was sleepy. But the trip was so nice and I learnt new things and was brave and I miss my auntie so much already!!

13/06/2026

Well frens as u know

In March, I did attend Tenny-see for the first time ever. But it was just real quick because we were on our way other places.

But now I am here to tell you, I been to Tenny-see for one whole day!!

Mommy and me are on a **v v speshul** road trip and our first day we drove all the way down to Chatty-noogy!

First we had to drive thru West Virginny and then Virginny. We went to see a Lighthouse in West Virginny. Which u would not think there would be a lighthouse where there is not The Sea but West Virginny do be surprisin people like that.

We went to the ChikkyNuggy Window and I did request a FIFA happy meal. Wow I got a FIFA toy to be my new buddy and that is nice.

And then we drove and drove and drove thru the mountains and the forest and then we were in Tenny-see.

I must say
Wow it is hot there. Like wow I went outside and felt like I was inside a pot on the stove.

Mommy did put my CoolShirt on me so I would look cool, and that did help a lil.

We stayed at the real most cool hotel, it is called the Hotel Chalet (which is like the lodge in the book Mommy is writing, that is a chalet as well) and it is a old train stayshun from the Chatty-noogy ChooChoo!

You can even stay in the old trains but they didn't have them available for the night Mommy and me were there. So we had a regular room but it was real nice bc it had a lil door to my patty-o where I could do some sniffs and have a poo.

Basiklee it was so nice and there was a place that made GIANT CHIKKY TENDIES next door. I did a smol nap and Mommy went to get them for me. Chikky tendies in bed, do it get better than that NOPE.

The next morning we went to see the Chatty-noogy ChooChoo. It would have been real cool to see BUT it was so hot I was being a bit Ornery.

So Mommy brought me back to the room while she loaded up the car. And while I was alone in the room being Ornery..... I found a nappykin. Oops. I don't know how it happened, all of the sudden it was in my mouf and I was shredding it up.

Anyway Mommy said she couldn't even be mad because I was such a good girl otherwise on a long drive and a hot town. She said all good girls get to do a lil naughty sometimes.

I think we would like to come back to Chatty-noogy again when it is a lil cooler outside bc there is a lot to explore.

I can't wait to tell you where we went off to next!

02/06/2026

Oh my heckin goodness

Guess wut

One minut it is so cold and next minut

IT'S SUMMER!!

Summer is the best time of year because we can be outside always

And this weekend we did kick it off with the Chalk Art Festy!!

Stelly and me had not been on a Proper Date in a little while, but he was staying with Auntie this week, so he called me and said, "Layla Grace let's make your Mommy and our Auntie take us to see the art down the North Shore!"

And we had the most perfect beauty-full weekend weather so I said okay let's go!

Mommy bought me a speshul new Cool Tank for the summer. Sometime my fur gets extra hot (which is what I LIKE I am a DESERT DOGGY like Momma but she do not get it) and it makes Mommy worry. So now when I go in the sun I can wear my cool style and fashion tank that makes me look Real Muscly and keeps me the rite temp to be out and about all day!!

Then we went down the North Shore.

Wow we had a great time

We saw lots of SO AMAZE ART
very talent all the artist there

Then we heard the good musics of Mr Byron and his band. Mommy said she has known Mr Byron for 22 years because Mommy is old. We really liked his band and we did some dancing

Then Auntie found us our own chalk and Stelly and me helped her write some words on the ground. Those words say "Stelly ❤️ Layla" and those words do be true ❤️❤️

We were have a great time with lots of art and lots of smiles and then what did happen was

The Pittsburgh Pirates baseball team who are not always a real good baseball team did decide to be a real good baseball team, and this meant they made a run to home

And when a run to home happen

It mean.... SKY BOOMS DO OCCUR

Mommy said what the heck u can't even see a sky boom in the daytime but it did happen anyway

Stelly and me did FREAK OUT and we ran all around in little circles until I was pickt up and held real tight. Someone we don't even know came over and said "oh Layla and Stelly, how mean of them Pittsburgh Pirates to choose rite now to be baseball stars, you were done such a frite! But we saw how brave you were!!"

I didn't FEEL brave I felt TERRY-FY until Mommy held me tight.

There was more chalk art to see but Stelly and me were not have it.

Mommy and Auntie said we could get ice cweams and walk along the shore and we still said no to that. We just did want to go back to the car

Mommy and Auntie couldnt even member where we did park, so I had to guide us to our car. And then Stelly and me did a relax as soon as we were safe inside.

I am sad we didn't get to see all the art bc the art was so cool. But wow we don't need sky booms in the middle of the day!!

I think what this mean is that

Stelly and me need a DO-OVER DATE

With more art
And maybe THE LAWN AT THE CONCERTS
and also our own Peetsa.

I think that Mommy and Auntie are gonna work on this type of plan for us to make it up.

But anyway before the frite we had a real great time, and Mommy said all day how brave I was.

I know it was just one scary moment of otherwise a great day, so I am still excite bout summer and my upcoming Coastal And Middle West Tour.

Also I wanted to tell u bout the new bed BUT it is too cosy for me to get out of it most days. So soon I will tell you that too.

28/05/2026

Hullo hullo my besties I have some real exciting news!!!

On SattyDay, my MommyDaddy went to the store and made a Verruh Lorge Purchase and it is JUST FOR ME!!

Uh-parent-lee

I have been Take Up Too Much of The Bed lately.

I don't know what they mean by this because I am just Smol and little and I really do not take up any space at all if u think about it. It is a whole big bed made for a Queen and in fact that is what I am, but I am a smol queen.

So I do not know what all the fuss is about.

Yes I do like to stretch and push Daddy off the bed every two day. And yes I do like to squish Mommy so that she is almost fall off the other side.

But anyway UH-PARENT-LEE it has been doing thing like

1) inty-rupt sleep
2) cause back to hurt
3) make people sleep thru alarm bc wow a dog is laying on the alarm (which dog would do this I do not know)
4) make people cold at nite bc smol dog need all the blankeys and do not share (again I don't know what dog they doin a talk about bc it were not me)

So the answer to all of these problems is,

MommyDaddy bought a new big bed and it is EVEN MORE LORGE than a bed for Queens. It is a bed for King.

Supposub-lee it will have a lot of room and a lorger blankey so that ~~the dog~~ will not hog all the covers? And no one's back will hurt and no one will fall out the bed when I do a big stretch.

Mommy is so excite bout this. She said she and Daddy went to the store and they got to test all the beds out and they chose the best most cosy one. It is to arrive tomorrow and I cannot wait to test it out myselfs.

Anyway I will be shure to report back and let u all know if I like the new bed. I wish I had been allow to go and test out the beds with MommyDaddy, but dogs are not allow there. However, Mommy said she DID ask Mr Phil at the store and he said "all the dogs reported they liked this bed a lot."

I can't wait to get the best snoozles tomorrow!!

20/05/2026

Well my parents did finally come home!! Wow it was late. One plane was late and then the other plane was late and Mommy said they had to fly over a TOR-NADEY which sounds quite Terry-fy. So by the time we got to bed it was almost four in the morning which is almost time for Mommy to get up for the day!

But the portant thing is that they are home and I made shure to make this most sad and Dis-tress face at them so they would know not to leave me again

I said, "Mommy I could have had Five Bronch. Stead I had Lily take the remote from me and make me watch the Q-Vee-See when stead I did want to watch An-teek Road Show."

Mommy said I have to share the TV with my seester, but she do not unstand that Lily have a Shop Obsessy and keep try to buy us brand new pots and pans and gold bars and stylish curtains when IN-STEAD we could buy pots and pans from the olden prairie days at the An-teek Road Show.

Anyway now I am home and have done a demand of extra Attenshuns. I had 17 minit of RolyPolyPotatoTiem in the yard bc it was cloudy and I could not do BakingPotatoTiem.

I was worried that Mommy will leave me again but she showed me the map of the hotels on Route 66 and all of them say "smol cute adorry-bull dogs allow however do not tell ur seester bc we don't got the Q-Vee-See channel." So I do believe her that I am to come along and also Grandma showed me some things on the World Wide Web that we are to visit, so I do believe her also. (It may be Just A Girls Trip but we are hope Daddy can take one day off of work to eat corn dogs with us, please say a smol prayer he can do it)

I do miss my Grandma today tho now that I am back home, and so I think my idea of, Daddy work harder to buy us a bigger house where Grandma and both Auntie Danielles and Auntie Shell can move in with us, is the best idea.

18/05/2026

Dear frens and famlee

I am having Big AHMOSHUNS
My MommyDaddy are... U guesst it.
In the heckin desert.
AGAIN.

Something bout "Mommy try to write her book so she can be a writer for a living and drive me around to book signings."

Which do SOUND nice but why does it take so long???

Anyway. I am at Grandma's house with my seester Lily. We have been try to play and have a nice time but I am just really missing my Mommy for some reason!! More than the usual!!

Tonite is the day they will come home. But since yesterday, the plane they are to take home keeps getting moved around. So we thought they would be home at one time and now we don't even know what time it will be!!

Grandma has been help me use the World Wide Web to look at the plane page and see where the plane is going. I think finally we know when the plane will arrive to pick up my parents.

But now the second plane that is to bring them home has been made to be late! Heckin heck, just when I think I am get my parents back on time, another plane decide to be late.

So I am just to wait. Grandma says maybe I can have a little extra Ice Cweams tonight while we wait. And I know that when they come to pick me up, Daddy will order us a Peetsa to have in bed!

But I feel like I been wait FOREVYYS and I jus want them home rite now. 😞 Heckin heck why my life is so hard.

The Chronicles of Miss Layla Grace

14/08/2026

11/08/2026

06/08/2026

09/07/2026

27/06/2026

13/06/2026

02/06/2026

28/05/2026

20/05/2026

18/05/2026

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