27/08/2019
Hoomin training tips.
Target the female, she is weaker.
Begin at 4AM.
Step 1: "tap tap tap" and wait. Stare at her.
Did she wake to feed? if not...
Step 2: remove covers with a digging motion.
Did she wake to feed? if not...
Step 3: walk over her to nightstand. Find pill box. Throw on floor. Watch human for response.
Did she wake to feed?...if not
Step 4: return to night stand. Throw phone and eyeglasses to the floor.
Did she wake to feed?...if not
Step 5: Curl around her head like a halo, lick her forehead.
Did she wake to feed?...if not
Step 6: Stretch over her face, use murder belly.
She will wake up.