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Princess Fuzzypants Stinkpot. Turkey in a cat suit. Diva. I have been called all those things- undeservedly. If mew need a laugh or a smile, come visit meow.

Read my daily exploits with my humans who are in constant need of remedial training.

12/08/2025

Today’s memory from 10 years ago did not come with much text but it had a video of the sink lion drinking from her tap. And I knew it would chuff mew.

Heat wave is still around. It is going to feel like 40C again today. Ho hum. *Yawns*. So glad I get to escape back to the Bridge where all is purrfect.

Momma and Scott had a wonderful swim. The two are now in a routine and even the car knows when they get in where they are going. Momma noticed it the other day. It shows the destination and how many miles and how long. *Shake head*. These things are so intuitive now. Not to cast aspersions on either my humans or yours but I bet the cars today are smarter than a lot of the humans driving them. *Falls on the floor in fits of giggles*

Momma has to check with her doctor today. The Ministry of Health sent her a notice to do a test she was told years ago she would no longer need ‘cuz she is old. Now they say she needs one. She is going to call and check it out. No sense doing something she doesn’t need.

The humans have been watching lots of documentaries lately and decided to try a series. It is an oldie- The Americans- and so far the jury is out. They are not sure if they will care for the protagonists. That is a must-do if they are going to stick with something that has that many episodes. We’ll see…

I know mew enjoyed that Jade video I shared earlier. I just loved what she does. It pleases meow and the humans so much.

Have a great Tuesday filled with tuna, tummy tickles and tongues out. Be safe, be healthy, be happy and be cool. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

12/08/2025

Another smashing piece from Jade. I am a cool kitty.

This is ten years ago and FB is doing the same thing with our followers.  I seem to hover around 30,000 (not bad for ten...
11/08/2025

This is ten years ago and FB is doing the same thing with our followers. I seem to hover around 30,000 (not bad for ten years) but never seem to be able to get beyond that. But all of a sudden there will be a drop. Kerplunk! And I know I am not alone. *Shakes head in bewilderment*. I have not been able to answer it any better than algorithms. Algorithms! I saw pfft. *Sticks out tongue*

I do see other pages do . Does that help make sure all your followers see your feed? Enquiring minds want to know. Giggles. That was what The National Enquirer used to say. Is there still such a tabloid? I have no idea.

We had a power outage all afternoon yesterday and both the guys were catastrophizing. Momma was cool headed- even if not cool bodied. And the power came back before they had to throw everything out of the fridge. It was alarming though until it returned. But the house was cool and stayed that way. Certainly cooler than outside in the heat warning. Daddy wanted to open windows and Momma thwarted him. The key was to stay as quiet as possible in the palace and purr that the power would return. And it did. Of course, having meow as their guardian angel helped.

All is fine today and Momma and Scott are off to the pool later. The laundry is done and Momma needs to feed the guys. Have a wonderful Meowday and be safe, healthy, happy and cool. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

What weird weather. This week was have gone from meow being Momma's Maine C**n blanket two nights ago to the a/c yesterday and now it's cool enough I might just be the Maine C**n blanket again tonight.
Sheesh!
Make up your mind!!!!!
Has anypawdy else seen their likes go down? Mew know I have talked about the unlikes on that stupid graph FB shows for each week. But for the first time, my net likes actually decreased. It's enough to make a kitty cry.
I had hoped to get to 5000 sometime but at this rate, it will never happen. *Sigh*. I must have ticked somepawdy off. I'm such a sweet kitty I cannot imagine how.
Pfft.
At least I know there are a bunch of mew who are my furriends 'cuz mew post and chat with meow here.
Purrs, whisker kisses and headbonks to mew.
To those who don't like meow: *Sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry*

10/08/2025

I must share this one! I think it is the best ever! I love the little meow.

Scritches from Scott. One of the great wonders of the world. This week I convinced him to experiment with them at the pa...
10/08/2025

Scritches from Scott. One of the great wonders of the world. This week I convinced him to experiment with them at the pawty. Some of them were really good. The deep tissue scritches with his thumbs hit just the right spots, and we all loved the aromatic toe scitches, the stinky feet added some extra aroma therapy on top. He did get some bum in the face when he tried to claim he trying to claim he was trying touchless scritches to get a break.

Momma returned with the scones and we helped ourselves to some of the spoil while enjoying some fine nip beverages. AC is still on and we are having a quiet sunday though Daddy and Scott will out to tame the two trees in the backyard before it gets to hot.

Purr, trill, coo, warble, chirrup

Momma was very happy to hear my voice last night.  In fact, she got out of bed and went into Scott’s room and reported t...
09/08/2025

Momma was very happy to hear my voice last night. In fact, she got out of bed and went into Scott’s room and reported that I had meowed. A mice loud, clear, meow. She thanked meow profusely. She was over the moon ‘cuz it had been a while. She should have appurrciated more all those songs of my people with which I had entertained her for so many nights.

The heat warnings are back. Temps feeling like they are into the low to mid 40s. The ‘rents are doing the drive to Parks and Scott is staying home to man the scritch table. What a mice guy!

In fact, I can see the excitement building as the volunteers line up for the experimental scritches. I know they will not be disappointed. How could they be. It is Scott and it is scritches. Pfft!

Have a wonderful Caturday but please be safe, healthy, happy and cool. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

They finished the roof yesterday and it's a good thing they did. The pounding has stopped and today we have the carpet being laid in the family room so it should not be too pawful. We even have a sink in our laundry room so they don't have to schlepp upstairs to wash dishes in the bathtub anymore.
Everypawdy has become a bit testy including meow. I mean how much can one cat take. Is it my fault that my craziness coincides with the human bedtime. Pfft.
Last night, I sang the song of my people. I was going to do my entire repetoire. Each time Momma would get up, I would not want water or anything else. I just wanted to sing.
And sing. And sing.
Around midnight she tricked meow. When she got up, I was standing in the doorway to the hall. She quietly shut the door. I had a look of total consternation on my face.
Harrumph!!!!!!!
She has not done that for ever so long. I furgot she does it sometimes. I won't furget it again soon.
When she finally opened the door in the wee hours, I came in and glared at her. Then when Daddy got up, I had a good case of the zoomies. I was flying all over the upstairs.
It was such fun. I cannot wait until I can do it again downstairs.
Anyway, slowly but surely it is all coming together. Thank Bast.
Have a pawsome Tuna/Tummy Rub Tuesday.
Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble.

Happy International Cat Day to all of my clowder and to every kitty in the world and all the humans who are smart enough...
08/08/2025

Happy International Cat Day to all of my clowder and to every kitty in the world and all the humans who are smart enough to worship us. Daddy was out at 6am to fill up the car ‘cuz the humans are heading to pick up their supply of scones and muffins from Parks tomorrow. Don’t worry kitties, there are still enough for us at the pawty. I know many, including my BFF Hocus Pocus, are very fond of those delicious baked goods.

The big heat up starts today and no rain until Tuesday. We are parched here but around the GTA and cottage country, it is even drier and there are fire risks. I do hope the campers and those outdoors respect the fact that it is tinder dry and they need to act accordingly. But of course, they are human which means anything can happen. *Sighs*

Momma got some extra exercises before she left physio. She is going to stick to the program and is heading to the pool after breakfast. She will stop at the market on her way home. Paws crossed they have some mice stuff. Peaches, strawberries, and such are the best right now.

Scott says he has some new scritches he wants to try out. Do we have any volunteers to be the Guinea pigs? Not really Guinea pigs- although I have nothing against them- but those willing to be the testers. I see a lot of paws going up. *Snickers*. I figured there would be no problem.

Have a wonderful Furrday and be safe, happy and healthy and cool. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

Sorry about yesterday everypawdy. My staff were inconsiderate and they left meow early in the day to drive to Milton to visit Nanny. They all left meow and while I did enjoy the quiet, they were gone for far too long.
They were gone furever. I counted.
They did not return until late afternoon and then they had some lamebrained excuse about traffic jams and accidents and all that palaver. Like I should care about that. Pfft. All I know is my stinky goodness was late.
Then she served meow some pawful stuff. It was stinky goodness but I did not like it at all. It was their Medley stuff and it had orange bits in it and I was not impurressed.
In fact, I left most of it. She got the message.
She threw the other half out and I had the good stuff this morning.
I'm not sure if it was my turning up my little pink nose or my other strategy at midnight that did the job.
I woke her up. She didn't move until I sang the song of my people in her ear. Then she got up and thought I wanted water since I sounded quite desperate. Tee hee.
I did not want water but I had made a large and stinky deposit in my litter box and spread lots of the the litter around the bathroom. She cleaned it up and I looked at her with a smug look on my face.
That will teach her to be late with my stinky goodness and making meow miss my post for the day.
Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble. Giggle.

The living room- and the dining room and every other available space was still piled sky high with all the stuff that ha...
06/08/2025

The living room- and the dining room and every other available space was still piled sky high with all the stuff that had to be removed from the kitchen, laundry room, and family room. But things were starting to come together. Daddy never liked when I would go walkabout amongst all the bits and bobs. Momma knew that I was going to do it anyway when they were not looking so she never got aerated. She read and understood the Kitty Handbook and had signed the Kitty Contract. *Looks at the old girl with affection*

The pool was lovely yesterday. Both of them feel so good going twice a week as does Momma doing her exercises each morning for about 45 minutes. And the house is all sparkly from the cleaners.

Still hot and smoky from the fires. I understand some of the smoke has crossed the Atlantic and is plaguing the UK and Europe. Sorry guys!

Time to get this show on the road. Up and at ‘em. Have a wonderfully whiskery Wednesday. Let’s face it: a day with whisker has got to be wonderful. Be safe, be healthy and be happy. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

Happy Caturday everypawdy. Momma will be leaving soon to be a cat slt but at least it is quiet around here today. No workman and the best part is the heat and humidity finally broke and the windows are wide open and it is just lovely.
*Breathes in deeply*
I was sitting in my back window perch with my legs splayed over the sides, soaking up the sunbeams and purring away. It was bliss.
It was not bliss however when Momma decided I should have some new photos. Pfft. I went into our living room where nopawdy but meow can move around 'cuz of all the stuff in there from other rooms. Mew can see from my face, I was not amewsed.
The good news is the carpet in the family room is coming on Tuesday and the furniture for the family room and kitchen on next Caturday. They still will have no working kitchen but at least they will be able to eat inside and to sit somewhere other than on the upstairs bed to watch tv. Everypawdy will be ever so glad when things progress that far.
It has been a long slog but that light at the end of the tunnel is appearing. Hope it is not a train.
Everypawdy have a fun and furbulous Caturday. Cross your paws that all goes well next week.
Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble. *Whew*

05/08/2025

I have to share this since it is so cute and it made Momma and I laugh out loud and smile. I hope it does the same to mew.

Between the air quality (not good thanks to the smoke) and the return of the heat and humidity, the ac returned last night. It was mice, as it always is, to have windows open for all the previous days.

I do love all the adventures Jade takes meow on. I was an indoor kitty with absolutely no desire to venture outside. In fact, other than the v-e-t and the Paw Spa, I preferred to stay in the palace with my well trained staff. I worked hard to get them up to my exacting standards. In fact, my sister Sammi, who was the first kitty and who did all the ground work, complimented meow on the fine job I did. Of course, since she was the one who arranged my meet up with Momma on Kijiji, I do owe her a debt of gratitude. Basil and Buttsky both are in awe of my mastery.

Yesterday was quiet. Nopawdy went anywhere or did anything of great importance other than the final steak heist. Scott bought enough for two nights and Daddy grilled them superbly. I did notice a few sn**ch and grabs when they weren’t looking. Well done team. Mew are the most amazing clowder ever.

Momma and Scott are off to the pool after breakfast and later the house is going to be cleaned. The ‘rents finally bit the bullet and admitted they needed help. Pfft. Daddy says the house doesn’t get as dirty without meow but Momma says she would take it all back to have meow- if I could be healthy and happy. Just like I always want mew to be.

Have a fantastic tuna/tummy tickle/tongue out Tuesday. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

Another tale from re-no-no-vations.  When they guys were in they noticed wear and tear on the roof so at the same time a...
04/08/2025

Another tale from re-no-no-vations. When they guys were in they noticed wear and tear on the roof so at the same time as all the other kerfuffle, they put on a new roof. *Sighs*. Mew can see why this was my summer of discontent. They did a good job but oh boy *holds head* it was discombobulating in the extreme.

Momma and all the kitties truly enjoyed the new chair. She had a lovely time yesterday reading in it. That was after some time on the deck. Alas, the furniture out there is falling apart so they are now talking about taking the deck down, putting down patio and maybe getting a gazebo and new furniture. It is inevitable when the deck has seen its final days that Daddy wants to have patio rather than deck. Whether they do the whole magilla or just the furniture next year is the question. It would be the final one for the ‘rents. Watch this space. Knowing Daddy it could change mulitple times. *Sniggers*

It is getting warmer each day but still very pleasant. Open windows and fans work a treat. Just like Momma likes it. But I suspect the ac may be turned on again later in the week. Oh well. Thank Bast they have it.

Momma just saw video from Australia where some places got 40cm of snow. SNOW!!!!! Mew read that right. Of course, many of them had never seen snow so it was a treat. Even I can see why it would seem like a wonderland to them. Not so much here in the middle of January. Pfft.

Simcoe Day here in Ontario- or August Bank Holiday. Your choice. Hope all my furriends are having a great time. Be safe, be healthy and happy. I love mew.

Purr, trill, coo, chirp, warble, chirrup.

TBT and less than a month until my fourth purrday. I am feeling nostalgic this morning. MIght it be meow wishing for those quiet days of my kittenhood? It would not be out of the question as the guys are back on the roof and hammering away.
They started at 7 this morning which was smart since the humidex is supposed to hit 38C today and tomorrow is going to be worse. Daddy says we won't have to worry about the shingles sticking.
I am a social kitty. I always have been. When my family sits down to eat, I like to have a nosh with them since my dishes are beside the table. Since the upheaval, with my stuff being in an upstairs bathroom and them eating in the garage, I am doomed to eat alone. Or so I thought.
I have retrained my humans to stand by meow while I finish my stinky goodness. They can either do it when I am first served or later when they want to wash my dish. Sometimes I even have them hand feed meow.
I do not consider this extreme. I am a Princess.
It has taken a few weeks to train them propurrly but it is coming along micely now. Purrrrrr

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