That'll Do

22/10/2023

01/10/2023

Hawkes Bay blowing the Ranfurly Shield to pieces is an appropriate end to this npc season

24/08/2023

When I see a fat horse girl I start to feel sorry for the horse but then I stop and think to myself, if I can do it, so can the horse

13/08/2023

Farm dogs ain't ever seeing the inside of the city dog groomers. Tell yah that for free

13/08/2023

Dogs be getting excited for kibble like gym bros on that chicky rice & brock amen

12/08/2023

Jeff Wilsons gumboot throw is fu***ng deadly

12/08/2023

It all started going to the dogs when Countdown started vacuum packing meat

26/07/2023

Aaaaaaasian ci******es

19/07/2023

"Mr Oppenheimer we regret to inform you that the super ultra Japmelter 3000 you built accidentally killed 200,000 civilians when it fell out of a plane this morning"

Mr Oppenheimer: 😢

16/07/2023

F**k ya star sign I wanna know how well you can strip a chop bone

22/06/2023

F**k sakes it never rained this much when the national party was in charge

02/01/2023

listen up fellas

02/01/2023

Bro I hate a “listen up fellas” post aye

02/01/2023

Just warming the plate up aye

02/01/2023

Tonight the thesis for my chat will be women's vs men's sport

01/01/2023

It’s happened again

01/01/2023

I’ve now been drink driving everyday this year

09/12/2022

Love me some weather chat aye

06/12/2022

Want to increase your post interaction? Refer to New Zealand as Aotearoa and thousands of seething boomers will comment on your post. All the major news outlets use this tactic!

11/11/2022

My top 3 drinking games.
3) Kings Cup
2) Beer Pong
1) Driving

09/11/2022

Shudup cuuuuunt

09/11/2022

I make eye contact with a cat crossing the road. The cat thinks I will slow down...

Wrong

09/11/2022

Hey Speight's, can we have the Peach Summit back, thanks mate.

29/10/2022

The Alternative Commentary Collective never fails to get bogged down in some high level Durry chat

26/10/2022

I wonder what all the kids that used to steal ciggys from their parents are upto now?

23/10/2022

Something real wholesome about the boys sitting at kickons chewing the fat about f**k all

22/10/2022

Compliments to the chef

22/10/2022

Finn Allen has a huge piece

29/09/2022

Rural power rankings as at 30/09/22

1. Farm owners
2. Managers
3. Docking/tailing crews
4. Head shepherds
5. Fencers
6. Shepherds
7. The farmers daughter
8. Shearers
9. Ag pilots
10. Forestry
11. Junior shepherds
12. Townies
13. Cadets

Thoughts...

08/09/2022

And on this day. God did not save the queen.

06/09/2022

I cannot emphasise enough how immensely fu***ng cringe this fully clothed 'streaking' trend is.

Kit off or sit the f**k down bud.

25/08/2022

Shout out Miss Counties 99'

22/08/2022

Im convinced shearers survive solely off jam jars and crack

10/08/2022

Ram Raid < Ram Ranch

03/08/2022

Beezys will call you a 'gaslighter' when all you did was prove them wrong in an argument

03/08/2022

29/07/2022

Why is the southland stags logo a Sika and not a Red?

28/07/2022

Roasting your mates when they get stuck

24/07/2022

Razor has been severely shafted in this new all blacks coaching line up

20/07/2022

Going toilet and trying not to make an absolute mess of the place. Difficulty: Heroic