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Hey! I am Boudicca the Beauceron, but my friends call me Bodie for shorts. I live with my adopted family and younger brother and like stealing his toys

25/01/2025

Sad news I'm afraid - Bodie had been ill for a number of days and on Monday 20th January, we had to say goodbye to her. Rest well you beautiful girl.

She did leave me a letter though, containing her last Pupdate.

"Dearest fans, it has been a joy for you to know me and read about my exciting life with my brother and sisters and half cousin once removed and bought back again or whatever Lara Cruft Beauceron is. Unfortunately I have been very ill and it is time for me to leave you temporarily, until we meet again on the other side.

I leave my ball to Rogue because she likes to eat them. I leave my Puptop computer to my little brother Zephyr - the password is 'ZephyrisaDufus' all one bark, and capital D for Dufus. I leave Indiana Bones my Snowman and to Lara Cruft, I leave the secret knowledge of the outside bin - may it never eat you like it tried to eat me once.

Thank you to all my followers for following me and proving how much more popular than Zephyr I was. Right, I'm off to find Hero and Houfti and Jupiler and Se7en (my favourite sister) and Raf and all the other magnificent Beauceronses who have gone before me. Sniff you later fans!'

18/03/2024

Dear beloved fans. I have gots myself into a small jar of pickles. You see, I was in the garden, doing battle with the evil Bin Monster of Pawlock. I was fighting my way everso bravely, past the yummy fish and chips wrapper, beyond the old packet of ham, and coming up on the stale loaf of bread (my favourite) when suddenly - he attacked and I had to make a strategic retreat. The evil Bin Monster has now trapped me in his despicable lid so please can send the Fur Brigade to get me out? Don't tell dad, or my idiot brother.

10/03/2024

Hello adoring public! It’s me Bodie, woofing at you from discover dogs at Crufts.

06/11/2023

I have reached 500 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I promise I will write some new things as soon as I can get the puptop off of Zephyr the Beauceron. 🙏🤗🎉

03/09/2023

Happy Boday to me!
Happy Boday to me!
I once was an only pup,
Now I live with 73!

(Ok, maybe not 73, but I'm not very good at counting).

Hi Fellow Beaucies! Today, me and the rest of the Beer litter are 10 woofdays old so happy barkday to all of us! This means I can get my bus pass, and bark at whoever I like (that didn't stop me before, but now it's legal).

06/07/2020

Watch out hoomans! I am the dog of hell fire and I bring you... FIRE!!!

© Crazy World of Arthur Bodie

31/12/2019

Morning fans! It have been a long times since I last woofed at you, but dad left his computer unlocked so I has stole it for a minute. This morning, I went with my little bruv, maniac half sister, and the tiny terror to the vetiscarian. Zephyr needed a new implant because what little there is of his brain, had gone south. Mum decided to get me weighed. I stood on the thing, and it said "One at a time please" so now I am apparently on a diet. Happy New Ears! (I do not know why hoomans keep wishing people had new ears, but there you go, it's tradition).

20/04/2019

So apparently mum and dad have sneaked us into a French doggie show... and they told us it was just a holiday!

I have had my passport stamped so I’m allowed to go back to England one day, but now it looks like I have to take a written exam for this show as well!

14/02/2019

Hello fans! Today I am reading a book about my namesake who gets an Amazon streaming account. Is called "The Prime of Miss Jean Bodie"

12/03/2018

Hello fans. At Crufts yesterday, I was taken under protest to a detention centre, where evil scientists in green and white coats were obviously trying to interrogate me. They shone lights in my eyes, and made me wear a Hannibal Lecter mask.

I did not give them any Beauceron secrets, and my special training allowed me to get out of the Hannibal mask, and slip my lead and collar - I was free! I escaped out of the interrogation room back into the main hall and was able to then go see all the stands that I wanted to and not the ones mum and dad liked.

Lots of peoples were looking at me, and whilst mum was trying to convince me that putting my collar and lead back on would be a good idea, they would ask her silly questions like "What breed is this dog?" I finally gave in and succumbed to capture, mainly because the Polices arrived and I did not want mum to be arrested.

On the way back from the interrogation centre I saw April and Mini, my room mates from the big mobile hotel I stayed in. I told them what to expect, and by all accounts, they didn't give up any Beauceron secrets either.

Later Doggie Dudes

02/03/2018

Crufts soon - I hope Mum has enough pocket money to buy me some of those massive sausages...

19/12/2017

I’m really starting to warm to the new tiny monster thing - the other day, she was playing with idiot kid brother, when she ran right under him, and bit him on the boy parts. I haven’t laughed so hard since he fell in the rhyne.

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