10/07/2025
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đŤ Things Rescues Really Hate Hearing đŤ
Yes!!!...
(AKA: Things that make us want to gently scream into a pillow and rewatch videos of cats falling off sofas just to cope)
Letâs set the record straight, hun đ
1. âCan you take it?â
No. Because it is a cat. A living, breathing, sentient being. Not a coffee table you no longer want. The second you call a cat it, we already know you're not rehoming out of loveâyouâre offloading responsibility.
đŹ Better: âCan you help rehome my cat?â See, now weâre talking like humans.
2. âI want a kitten that doesnât scratch, doesnât climb, is litter trained, doesnât cry, doesnât shed...â
Ah yes, youâre after a plush toy. Maybe try Argos. Kittens are chaos. They scratch, scream at invisible ghosts at 3am, climb your curtains like Spider-Man, and sometimes p**p next to the litter box just to humble you.
đŹ Reality Check: You want a perfect cat? We suggest adopting an imaginary one.
3. âHi hun! My 3-year-old is desperate for a kitten!â
âŚRight. Your toddler who also eats crayons and thinks their toes are a food group is ready for the lifelong care of a living animal?
Letâs be real: if your child still wears Paw Patrol underpants, they probably canât be trusted with a houseplant, let alone a kitten.
đŹ Reminder: You are the adult. Make decisions for your child, not based on them having a meltdown in Pets at Home.
4. âIâm not paying THAT for an adoption feeâyouâre scamming people!â
Sweetie. We lose money on every animal. Vet bills, vaccinations, neutering, worming, flea treatments, food, litter, toys⌠time. Want a free cat? Try the streetsâbut donât come crying when it costs you ÂŁ900 in vet fees next month.
đŹ That adoption fee? Itâs a drop in the ocean. Youâre not buying the cat. Youâre supporting the rescue that made it adoptable.
Other fan favourites:
đž âCanât you just let them have one litter before neutering?â â No. Thatâs how we got into this mess.
đž âHeâs not my cat, but Iâve been feeding him for 6 years and now heâs sickâcome get him.â â So... he is your cat.
đž âIâm looking for a grey kittenâ
- erm ? What about the othersâŚ.
đž âI want to surrender my cat but only if I get updates and can visit.â â So⌠you donât actually want to surrender your cat?
Rescues are full of incredible animals who just want loveâand weâre here working unpaid hours covered in fur, p*e, and broken dreams to help them. So if you reach out, reach out with kindness, realism, and maybe⌠just a little less âhunâ â¤ď¸
Thanks for coming to our Ted Talk.
Now go hug your (real, beautiful, messy) cat.
Love,
The rescue humans đ˝