Mooshlington Esquire - Arnold the Aussie Bulldog

27/09/2024

These captions are usually funnier, and written from Arnie's perspective. But he doesn't know he's got cancer. We haven't told him yet.
We will go back to keeping this page a light-hearted tribute to our amazing bulldog as he lives his best life, and will keep you all posted on our journey from here.





(For anyone about to ask, the growth removed from next to his ear was tested and found to be malignant melanoma. The test results don't look great. We are waiting to see an oncologist. Arnie is his usual happy self and will be back to posting his usual sarcastic comments on the world soon. ❤️)

21/08/2024

Just me looking appropriately sad that not everyone can be this good looking.

22/04/2024

That feeling when you sit and hear your pants rip cause you've put on a little weight. And then you remember that you're not wearing pants.
.. I'm not fat. I just underestimate my own strength. And the humans probably need to file my nails.

21/04/2024

I'm more of a top bunk dog tbh. I just can't be bothered climbing the ladder.

01/04/2024

I do not have a bad case of loving my doctor. I have a bad case of allergies, and a nasty bump on my shoulder. I am actually petrified of having to go to the vet. But he's awesome, and always manages to fix me up.

26/03/2024

I've appointed myself official team mascot.

Expecting loads of complaints that my puppys get an unfair advantage - because obviously every team we play will be intimidated, jealous and distracted by my good looks.

11/02/2024

My photo editor used the "Melbourne" filter. As if I need a filter. I'm freakin adorable... Just so the ladies know, if insta had a Perth filter I would look even hotter. At least 40 degrees hotter.

18/12/2023

Why oh why must I be allergic to my beautiful grass, I love it so...

12/12/2023

Me sporting a glorious Christmas soul patch in an attempt to win the humans holiday flights in the comp.
(I can't go with them unless they take me first class, I'm brachycephalic)

10/12/2023

06/11/2023

Please ignore the rip in my bed, it was like that when I got here.
Super looking forward to the end of allergy season - it DOES end, right?