11/12/2025
Beggars belief! Shared to Horsey life hax
BE SEEN- NOT REMEMBERED.
I've said it before and I’ll say it again:
PLEASE wear some god damn hi-vis.
This was taken in the evening, right as dusk was settling in — that delightful moment when every rider magically transforms into a moving branch with a helmet.
And look, the second anything happens, the script is always:
“Well, the driver should’ve been going slower!”
And yes — in theory — they should be creeping down these lanes like cautious slugs…
…But hanging your safety on the hope that every stranger behind a wheel will do the right thing?
That’s not bravery.
That’s gambling with terrible odds.
Hi-vis isn’t a fashion choice.
It’s a survival tactic.
It’s “please don’t blend into the countryside like a limited-edition hedge.”
Because when you ride out at dusk dressed like this,
the only visibility you’ve got… is being featured in my next rant.
And honestly?
At this point I might actually start carrying spare hi-vis vests in my car.
Handed out with love…
…and a strong possibility of mild, accidental insult.
Glow, my friends.
Glow like you’ve just escaped a nuclear reactor.