20/05/2022
So mom says I'm a lifesaver or some crap like that. I say mom's a witch who stopped me from getting my prize. See, we were getting ready to go pick up lunch for french fry guy (otherwise known as dad), when my eagle eyes spotted something under the car. The witch figured french fry guy had dropped a fry on the ground yesterday and that I was trying to get it. I was doing my best to pull everyone under the car to get my prize. Apparently, my over eagerness tipped off the witch that there might be more than a leftover fry. She mumbled something about how there better not be a snake about to jump out and get her and then bent down to see what I was so determined to get to. And then she saw my furry prize that was hiding by her tire. Well, that witch scooped me and the other two up right quick and tossed us into the car. Then she helped my prize get out from under the car. All I wanted was to put it in my mouth and see how it tasted, but instead I got nothing and now the witch just keeps saying how I saved a life today. All I got to say is that I better get rewarded for my lifesaving with lots of treats. - Rémy
