Mick

26/12/2025

Merry Christmas, bichachos,
hope you have a purrfect one!
As for me, well...
Ho, ho, ho! 😹

Special and many thank again for all of you who helped me and my humans, will promise to always put a smile on your face, frens!❤️

24/12/2025

22/12/2025

Hola, bichachos!

Big post ahead, so be back in one hour for my usual funny meme , if you don't want to read something cheesy.

Special and many thanks to all the bichachos who helped us these past weeks by sending us something to buy food and treats especially for yours truly, but also for our zoo ( let's say about 9 souls 😅)
You have no idea how much it helps us amd we are very grateful.
Sometimes, is not easy caring for so many souls, and there are only a few who can truly understand :).
Thank you!

Times like this makes us realise that family and friends can be found anywhere and that we are never alone, we reached the hearts of many; so many that we can't even comprehend ourselves sometimes.

And you guys, Mick's followers, are the best people ever and I thank you for this.

You know how to take a joke, we laugh, we don't take each other serious.
We have fun.

Posting here puts a smile on your faces and mine. So I need this. You need this. We all need this, a sunshine in the storm.

And if you want to learn something from this, always appreciate what you have. Don't take anything or anyone for granted.

Live your life to the fullest and be grateful for every day you wake up! ❤️

And don't take a grumpy and mean cat from the internet too serious.

Laugh, that's what I most want from ya all!

I love you, bichachos!

Yours truly, Mick the D* ck.

See you all tomorrow for a date with your favorite cat, and in about one hour for a funny meme! ❤️

PS. Let's all pray that my humans don't find another stray something and bring it home, I can't take it anymore :))

PS.2 If you want to chip in and help us with food and treats, paypal and revolut in the comments.

Mick has left the building.
( but will be back 😎)

(Also, wanna see our dear four legged frens in the comments, so waiting for the pics!!!!)

16/12/2025

Hola, bichachos!!! Long post ahead so be warned! 🤭

Bichachos, omg!!! OMG!!!!!
35.000!!! I cannot believe it!!!

Why? No, really, why? 😹😹

Why would you follow an ugly, cojonesless, grumpy cat who swears like a sailor and mocks everything and everyone? Guess you're all a little crazy, just like me. 😹

Joke aside, I am sp*echless. Never thought I'd get here. Not in a milion years, to be honest.
Let me tell you how it all started. Buckle up, long rambling coming.

More then five years ago, my human lady lost her first soul kitty due to a heart condition. She was devastated and the only thing she could think about helping her cope with it was to adopt another cat.

So she found an add with kittens in need of a home. Six sisters.
She knew she will get another girl, she looked at the pictures and she chose my sister, Misha, who looked exactly like the one they lost.
Went to pick her up and there I was -
Grumpy, irritated and constipated. No, really, I was constipated. Will get back to that soon.

Ok, so she saw me and it was love at first sight. But she already talked with the humans there about taking my sister and was not sure she was ready for two little kittens, she was worried she is not ready to open her heart again for one kitty, let alone two, so long story short, she left with Misha.

Buuuut, she couldn't stop thinking about me. She told my human dad about me, he said take her (her, yes, will talk about this later too), so six days later she was back.

She was sure I wouldn't be there anymore but she had to try.
And there I was, waiting.

Six kittens, every one of them adopted except yours truly. Why? Because I was ugly. And proud of it. And constipated, yeah.
And that was it.

Finally had my furrever home, I saw these two bichachos and the toddler and I knew we were made for each other, they were the loonies I needed.
But wait, there's more. 😹

So remember the constipated part? Turns out I had worms. And gas. And anxiety and so on. All good now, of course.

Also, she was convinced I was a girl.
The vet was convinced I was a girl.
The humans from where she got me advertised me as a girl. They even named me Mika.

Until one day when, trying to get me to take my vitamins, she put me in her lap, belly up and cojones in the air.
Imagine the shock.
The horror.
She then looked at my pictures and realised those nuts were there, in every single shot. 😹😹😹😹😹😹

I'll post a picture from before they realised I am Mick and not Mika, just so you see how ducked up they are. How could they miss THOSE BIG NUTS?!?!?!

Anyhow, so she started this page, doing what most of the cat people out there do. Posting pictures of cute cats.

Except that she could hardly take cute pictures with me. 100 shots, 99 grumpy, angry and sour, 1 nice picture to post.

So she said "duck it, I'm going to post him like he is", no sugar coating.

And so, this page became her safe heaven. A place to laugh, joke, and practice all that swear words she learned from watching too many cop shows and horror movies. Before she knew it, she was only posting pictures with yours truly.

But it was not until January, four years ago, when she realised what this page means to her. She received the bad news that she has the C word and things were pretty rough. What was supposed to be the happiest time of her life turned into the worst time of her life. But this page, writing here, laughing with you, bichachos, helpes her through her hospital stays, her bad days, her biopsies, it truly became her safe space.

So thank you! Each and every one of you, thank you for being here, laughing with us, sharing your lives with us, your stories, your pets. It means the world to her and me!

Thank you for sharing our posts and memes, for liking, commenting, all these things help us a lot! ❤️

And I will always be here to put a smile on your face everday! ❤️

P. S. Last, but not least, I want to thank me for being such a great cat with an amazing personality. Not to mention my amazing social skills. ❤️

Cheers, bichachos, here's to many more! ❤️

You can still help us on PayPal and Revolut (link in comments) or ask for our adress to send us food from Zooplus, if you would like to, we are still in need of a little help :)

If send us on PayPal, please send as gift :)
If you want to send us cat or dog food, we will gladly give our address, we have nothing to hide! We are based in Romania and you can order it from Zooplus, it is a trusted site.

(many of you asked for our adress but we only received one package so far, so please write us if you already sent so we can contact them and ask them about the orders)

P. S. Don't forget about my cojones. Just look at this picture, taken before they realised I'm a dude, and tell me you cant see them!!! 😹😹😹
Like, helloooooo, what where they thinking I have there???? Ovaries????

Hasta la vista, bichachos! 😎

Hashtag Mick the D*ck.
Hashtag kneel before me.
Hashtag father without cojones.

Don't forget to check my stories, I post there every day.

15/12/2025

Don't you agree? 🐱

13/12/2025

The Great Escape 2025 😁

Bichachitos, let the bets begin.
What do you think?
I managed to escape this looney house or not?
Especially since they brought Merry ( Lil P*e p*e)

Bets are open, can't wait to read the comments.

May the best of y'all win.

Special thanks to our dear frens who chipped in and helped us these days with food and treats.
Much grattitude , bichachos, we appreciate it a lot. ❤️

Hashtag Michael Scofield
Hashtag if you see da police, warn a bro
Hashtag not a single soap was dropped.

(If you want to chip in and help with food and treats, paypal in comments. Much appreciated but I love you all anyway, bichachos!)

12/12/2025

🎤 Mammaaa,
I just killed a mouse
Slapped him right across the head
His remains are on your bed
Mammaaa, oooohhh 🎶

Hashtag feeling blessed.
Hashtag kneel before me.
Hashtag Mick the D*ck.

Hakuna Matata!!

(PayPal in comments if you want to chip in for our food, it will be much appreciated.
Thank you, bichahitos!)

11/12/2025

Hola, bichachos!
It's that time of the year again!!!!
No, I didn't get my period.

No, I didn't escape from this looney house. YET. 😎

It's time for our carmol story, it feels like it already became a tradition to post this around Christmas time, just as watching "Home alone" is for many.
We, bichachos, we will always have the carmol story for Christmas.
So brace yourselves, cause here it comes -

🐱

As my lady human has the flu again, or cosh*t or God knows what, because she is feeling very bad, I thought it would be nice to leave the CARMOL post here, so all my new followers can read it and understand what carmol is.
So, yeah, this will be a repost. But it's worth it. 😹🤭

"My human lady got a bad flu so I had to take care of her. And, as you all know me, I did a ducking great job! Not. 😁

Got a great new story for you of how I mananged to help her forget all about that bad flu. So let's go back to the beginning.

Yeah, she was not feeling good, fever, running nose, headaches, so she did what every responsible human being does - got some over the counter medicine and carmol.

What is carmol, you may ask?

My dear romanian friends already know it, let's just say it's something like rubbing alcohol - You massage it into the skin and it helps lower the fever.
Yea, we romanians have something with the alcohol and the rubbing.
Anyhow, so she got some carmol for the fever. All good, right? Nope. She left it on the kitchen counter.
So guess what yours truly did???
Exactly. Knocked it over the counter and licked the hell out of it.
Why?
Because I am a cat, helloooo.

So imagine the horror when the humans realised what I did. Diarrhea. Diarrhea everywhere. Yep. Absolute horror.

Off to a non-stop vet at 11 pm. But hey, she totally forgot about the flu!!! 😂 Two days later and I am brand new, the flu is gone and the vet bill is something they will remember forever and ever. ❤️
Ain't I a peach? 😂"

Hashtag Mick the healer.
Hashtag Mick is the new Doctor House.
Hashtag Grey's Anatomy.
Hashtag got the flu? Call Mick. ❤️

Hakuna Matata!! 😎

So fingers crossed, bichachos, maybe I can pull one of my Carmol tricks again and make her feel better.

Also, she asked me to tell you she would really appreciate if you'd post some pictures with your pets, as nothing makes her feel better than her family and cute pet pictures! 🐾 ❤️

Carmol is life!!!! 🤭😹

Don' t forget you can always chip in to help me get some treats and catnip, just so I can cope with being in this looney house, surrounded by so many kids that are not mine. They are dogs, ffsk😅 not to mention about the other cats 🐱

Joke aside, we could always use cat and dog food, we eat a lot :))

PayPal https://www.paypal.me/MickPawsome

Revolut https://revolut.me/dianaelena023

Mick has left the building!
(*Looking sharp as always* in the narrator voice)

10/12/2025

Hola, bichachos!
Ready to read what's been happening with me?
If you're not into novels reading, stop now, press like for the cute cat and move on. 😁

As for the rest of you, bichahitos, who love hering my rumbles, buckle up, ain't nothing stoping me now, I feel the need to bit*c about everything and everyone. 🤣

So, what to start with? Oh, yes, Merry. No, not merry Christmas, not merry holidays, not merry anything. Merry.

Merry is a dog. Another one yes, as if Maia and Lil S**t werent enough.
Humans keep saying it's just for a short amount of time, but it s been 3 weeks already and she's still here. And I know how that works, seen it before so I am not buying it.

To be honest, she is not the sharpest tool in the shed and looks like Stitch with Albert Einstein hairdo, so.... who, besides these two crazy humans whould want to adopt her. 😅

Anyhow, as you already know, I take my dad role very serious and I already started litter
training her. Humans again are not pleased with my way of doing things, but hey, they should thank me for not teaching her how to meow at 1 am. 😁

Already thinking about a nickname for her, as Merry sounds so... bland?
Been thinking Lil S**t jr or Lil P*e P*e, they both would suit her fine, as she keeps using everything as a toilet yet :))

So, bichachos, say hello to Lil P*e P*e, cause ain't no way I'll call her Merry Berry as the kid does. (Pictures in comments, we don't have a proper one of us together yet. 😁

She was found full of worms, thicks, flees, scared and starving. Now she is all Princess treatment, tries to steal my treats and also gained a few. Oh, and already figures out how to steal from the table when no one is watching. Also managed to chew a shoe. What can I say, I am a little proud, I have to admit it. 😎

So, let me ask you, how many cats and dogs do we have now? Curious if you still remember! 😅

Will keep you posted much more now, as my human lady is getting better, so keep an eye on my page!

Love you all!

Hasta la Vista, bichachos!

(Don t forget, I am always up for treats and catnip, if you want to chip in)

Mick has left the building.
( with Lil S**t and Lil P*e after him, of course 🤣)